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This teddy bear says to another teddy bear: "Where’s that tea you said you were going to make?" The other teddy bear replies: "It’s bruin." Aythenkyou. OTS "250805" wrote in message

news:YkmPe.2002$qe5.1244@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> pegasus wrote: > > "250805" wrote in message > > news:9ilPe.629$f4.234@newsfe2-win.ntli.net… > >>Mad Mambo Master of Macedonia wrote: > >>>230805 <230…@aslnospam.com> wrote in news:BF30F305.1B19%230805 > >>>@aslnospam.com: > >>>>OB on 23/08/2005 2:27 pm wrote: > >>>>>Rabbit goes into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a cheese toastie > >>>>>/snip > >>>>>************* > >>>>ROTFLOL. > >>>>Love it! > >>>>:v) > >>>I found the punchline confusing. > >>Yeah, I only laughed to be polite. > >>Now I want to hear the one about the three-legged camel. > > Don’t know that one. How about this one: > > This Jelly Bean walks into a bar and gets talking to a Smartie. After > > a few beers the Smartie says, > > "Ere, do you fancy going to that new club in town?" > > and the Jelly Bean says > > "No mate, I’m a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked > > in." > > So Smartie says > > "Don’t worry about it, I’m a bit of a hard case, I’ll look after > > you." > > So Jelly Bean says > > "Fair enough, as long as you’ll look after me." and off they went. > > After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as > > he sees them, Smartie hides under a table, the Lockets take one look > > at JellyBean and start kicking him, punching him and generally having a > > laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Bean pulls his > > battered JellyBean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean > > blood up and turns to Smartie and says > > "I thought you were going to look after me?" > > "I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are just menthol!" > LOL! Good one. > This is another old one: > A white horse goes into a bar and orders a drink. > "You’re not going to believe this, mate, but we’ve got a > drink named after you!" said the barman. > "What? Eric?" said the surprised horse. > [Works with Woodpeckers, Old grouses, Grey Geese, Red Bulls, > and even Teachers with a bit of effort.]

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Oh, for fucks’ sake…groan… OTS "OB" wrote in message

news:1124807269.075784.287500@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> 230805 wrote: > > OB on 23/08/2005 12:33 pm wrote: > > > 230805 wrote: > > >> Everyone in the bar gave a sigh of relief and the landlord > > >> smiled. "Oh, in that case, what can I get you, Sir." > > > I have a soft spot for all jokes involving English pubs being visited > > > by animals or other incongruous and surreal customers. > > > Do you know the one about the rabbit and the toasties? > > No. Perhaps you’d be one of the kindest creatures on the planet and relate > > it to me before you fall in a faint on your sick bed? > > It’s 1:43 now so I’ll just pull up a glass of something cold and shiny > > before last orders and sit here patiently waiting. > Rabbit goes into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a cheese toastie. > "I’m sorry, we don’t serve rabbits here," the barman said, somewhat > predictably. "It’s against the law," he added, waving at the notice on > the wall behind him, which read "WARNING. It is illegal to serve > alcoholic beverages to minors, three-legged camels, pieces of string > and talking rabbits." > "Oaw, gorn," says the rabbit. "It’s bleedin’ ‘ard work runnin’ up and > down burrows all day. Just a beer an’ a toastie and then I’ll be on me > way." > The barman relented, partly because he noticed that the presence of > this unexpected customer had sparked quite a deal of interest among the > other regulars. In a flash, it occurred to him that this might be a way > of attracting more curious visitors to the premises. "Just a pint and a > toastie?" he said, doubtfully. "Well, I suppose we could stretch a > point…" > The rabbit thanked him, and when the toastie arrived, wolfed it down, > drained the pint glass in one gulp, and headed out. > The next day, a somewhat larger crowd of regulars were waiting around > at the same time. Sure enough, the rabbit made its reappearance right > on cue. "A pint o’ lager and a cheese toastie, mate," came the > predictable order. There was a murmur of appreciation from the other > customers. This was clearly a rabbit who knew what he wanted. > The barman served him, and then turned back to the opposite counter, > where he was halfway through designing a large poster which read: "Come > and see the amazing DRINKING RABBIT! Lunchtimes, admission 50p". This > could turn out to be the biggest crowdpuller ever. Better even than > Doris the Stripper last year. > The rabbit ate the toastie, drank the beer, and departed. > The same thing happened for the next three days. However, one day, when > the crowd of onlookers had grown very large indeed, the barman was > mortified to find that he had forgotten to stock the fridge with > cheese. There was only the tiniest morsel of cheese left over from the > day before. > "A pint o’ lager and a cheese toastie, mate," the rabbit said. "Same as > usual." > "Look, I’m awfully sorry," said the barman. "It seems we’re fresh out > of cheese…" > "Wot, no cheese?" said the rabbit. "None a’ all?" > "Well, there’s a bit left. Look, how about I make you up a cheese and > ham toastie? We have some very nice York ham, fresh in this morning…" > "Oh, well, orright then, jus’ this once," says the rabbit. "Ham ain’t > my cup of tea, really, but well, these things ‘appen." The barman, > relieved, hastened to comply with the order. > The next day, however, the rabbit failed to appear. And the next, and > the next. The customers drifted away, and the poster had to be taken > down. > One night the barman was lying in bed, when suddenly the curtain > started to rustle, and moments later, standing in the gloom was the > ghost of a rabbit. > "Who are you?" said the barman, wrapping his bedclothes around him in > an involuntary gesture of fear. > "I’m the ghost of your amazing drinking rabbit, mate, aren’t I" said > the ghost. "Come to haunt you for the rest of your days." > "But why?" said the terrified barman. "What have I done? I served you > your beer, just like you asked… Why should you want to haunt me?" > "Well," said the rabbit, "Wanna know what happened after that last time > I visited you? Well, I’ll tell you, mate. You should be more careful > serving rabbits in future, squire, you really should. I died of mixin’ > me toasties." > *************

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -pegasus wrote: > "250805" wrote in message > news:9ilPe.629$f4.234@newsfe2-win.ntli.net… >>Mad Mambo Master of Macedonia wrote: >>>230805 <230…@aslnospam.com> wrote in news:BF30F305.1B19%230805 >>>@aslnospam.com: >>>>OB on 23/08/2005 2:27 pm wrote: >>>>>Rabbit goes into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a cheese toastie >>>>>/snip >>>>>************* >>>>ROTFLOL. >>>>Love it! >>>>:v) >>>I found the punchline confusing. >>Yeah, I only laughed to be polite. >>Now I want to hear the one about the three-legged camel. > Don’t know that one. How about this one: > This Jelly Bean walks into a bar and gets talking to a Smartie. After > a few beers the Smartie says, > "Ere, do you fancy going to that new club in town?" > and the Jelly Bean says > "No mate, I’m a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked > in." > So Smartie says > "Don’t worry about it, I’m a bit of a hard case, I’ll look after > you." > So Jelly Bean says > "Fair enough, as long as you’ll look after me." and off they went. > After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as > he sees them, Smartie hides under a table, the Lockets take one look > at JellyBean and start kicking him, punching him and generally having a > laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Bean pulls his > battered JellyBean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean > blood up and turns to Smartie and says > "I thought you were going to look after me?" > "I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are just menthol!"

LOL! Good one. This is another old one: A white horse goes into a bar and orders a drink. "You’re not going to believe this, mate, but we’ve got a drink named after you!" said the barman. "What? Eric?" said the surprised horse. [Works with Woodpeckers, Old grouses, Grey Geese, Red Bulls, and even Teachers with a bit of effort.]

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Aythenkyou! OTS "230805" <230…@aslnospam.com> wrote in message

news:xHAOe.1919$Ii.985@newsfe6-gui.ntli.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> There were three pieces of string walking down a country > lane in Bedfordshire. Two of the pieces of string had had an > easy life, were rich and looked quite respectable and well > wrought. The third piece of string had suffered tremendous > setbacks throughout his life. He had failed all his exams at > stringschool and dropped out of the only college that had > accepted him, he had never had a job and was penniless and > scrappy looking; knotted up with the pain of loneliness > having recently lost his girlfriend to a really chunky piece > of string from Kensington. Oh, I could go into details about > how miserable and desperate the third piece of string was > but, who would really care? At least he had two friends who > stood by him through thick and thin. And so here they were > walking down a country lane in Bedfordshire. > They’d been walking for hours in the hot sun and it was > getting near lunchtime so they were hungry and thirsty and > miles from anywhere. Fortunately a village hove into view > and they knew there was every chance of finding a cafe or > supermarket to get a few cans of coke. They walked the > entire length of the village but only found a pub: "The > Bitch and Drake" [twinned with "The Dog and Duck" subjoke]. > Now, all the world knows that pubs aren’t licensed to sell > alcohol to pieces of string and the scrappy, poor piece of > string passed on his concerns to his friends. > "Nonsense!" scoffed his friends "We’re wealthy and classy > enough to be served anywhere! Once the landlord sees the > colour of our money, he’ll soon turn a blind eye." But their > frayed friend was adamant. > "Well, we’ll have to at least try to act like we’re legally > allowed to drink alcohol or he’ll have the law on us." > His friends laughed at his pessimism and told him to stop > being such a worrywort. The richest piece of string told > them to wait in the beer garden and strode into the bar with > an air of good breeding and charm. > Inside the bar the locals were in full chatter about the > recent harvest, some were playing darts or shove ha’penny > and there was a couple in the corner gazing adoringly into > each other’s eyes. As the piece of string entered the bar > everyone fell silent and stared in horror, even the couple > in the corner. This caused the piece of string to hesitate > but he caught the barman’s eye and walked up to the bar. > "Three pints of your finest ale, well drawn, my good man." > he said as he slapped a bundle of notes on the bar. > The barman looked him up and down, weighing up just how he > was going to handle the situation, the piece of string was > very fit looking but he was alone, he reckoned he could > handle him if he had to eject him bodily from the pub. But, > he thought he’d give the piece of string a chance to leave > with a bit more dignity. > "Are you a piece of string?" he asked suspisciously. > The piece of string knew the game was up and visibly slumped > giving a sheepish "yes" in reply. The barman pointed at the > open door and told him to beat it, his kind weren’t served > in a respectable pub like his. Everyone watched the piece of > string as he trudged heavily out, he was disheartened to > hear someone chuckle as he left. > He returned to his friends who had been waiting in the beer > garden with the news that he’d been told pieces of string > weren’t welcome in the pub. > "I told you." said the knotty, scrappy piece of string. > "What?!" said the other perfect specimen of stringiness, "I > can’t believe what I’m hearing! Even though your money’s as > good as the next person he wouldn’t serve you? Well I’ll > just soon see about this!" He marched into the pub and > straight up to the bar, ignoring all the gasps of disbelief > from the other patrons. He slammed his money on the counter > and ordered three pints and told the barman to be quick > about it. > "Are you a piece of string?" Asked the barman but before he > could answer the barman continued, "’cause if you are I’ll > have to phone the police. I don’t want any trouble in this > pub but, if you’ve come here to cause trouble I have to warn > you that I have a black belt in Karate and I’m a champion > kick boxer; there isn’t a piece of string in the world who’d > survive a beating from me." > The piece of string swallowed fearfully and backed out of > the bar to the sounds of clapping from the other customers. > He felt completely humiliated as he returned to his > companions. So humiliated that he was actually crying with > frustration. His friends tried to console him and the ratty > piece of string was really offended on his friend’s behalf. > They’d never seen him so cross as he paced up and down > berating the narrow-minded, bigotry his friends had > experienced simply for wanting what all other citizens took > for granted: the right to get drunk. He decided to go in and > have it out with the landlord. > He paused at the doorway, he didn’t have the piles of money > his friends had to bribe anyone and he was a physical wreck > of a piece of string so he’d stand no chance in a fight, but > he had principles and fired up with allegiance to all his > string brothers and sisters he knew he had to stand up and > be counted. > He walked in and, though faltering when he saw the reaction > his entrance had caused, he walked up to the bar and asked > to speak to the landlord. The barman looked him up and down > suspisciously but went out back to get the landlord. He’d > had enough of dealing with string for that afternoon. The > landlord came into the bar to see what the to-do was all > about and instantly saw the ropey piece of string standing > proud yet slightly nervous in the bar. The landlord frowned > and asked: "Are you a piece of string?" > The piece of string looked down at himself realizing why the > landlord had asked him. He was covered in mud from the road > and so badly frayed from the travelling and still knotted up > from his emotional breakdown that he had to confess he was > hardly a good example of stringdom. He sniffed miserably and > replied. "No. I’m a fray’d knot." > Everyone in the bar gave a sigh of relief and the landlord > smiled. "Oh, in that case, what can I get you, Sir." > er… > boom boom.

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230805 <230…@aslnospam.com> wrote in news:BF30F305.1B19%230805 @aslnospam.com: > OB on 23/08/2005 2:27 pm wrote: >> Rabbit goes into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a cheese toastie >> /snip >> ************* > ROTFLOL. > Love it! >:v)

I found the punchline confusing. — "But," he added, "I think it’s also important for me to go on with my life, to keep a balanced life." George The-Buck-Stops-Elsewhere Bush.

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Mad Mambo Master of Macedonia wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> 230805 <230…@aslnospam.com> wrote in news:BF30F305.1B19%230805 > @aslnospam.com: >>OB on 23/08/2005 2:27 pm wrote: >>>Rabbit goes into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a cheese toastie >>>/snip >>>************* >>ROTFLOL. >>Love it! >>:v) > I found the punchline confusing.

Yeah, I only laughed to be polite. Now I want to hear the one about the three-legged camel.

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"250805" wrote in message

news:9ilPe.629$f4.234@newsfe2-win.ntli.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Mad Mambo Master of Macedonia wrote: > > 230805 <230…@aslnospam.com> wrote in news:BF30F305.1B19%230805 > > @aslnospam.com: > >>OB on 23/08/2005 2:27 pm wrote: > >>>Rabbit goes into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a cheese toastie > >>>/snip > >>>************* > >>ROTFLOL. > >>Love it! > >>:v) > > I found the punchline confusing. > Yeah, I only laughed to be polite. > Now I want to hear the one about the three-legged camel.

Don’t know that one. How about this one: This Jelly Bean walks into a bar and gets talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says, "Ere, do you fancy going to that new club in town?" and the Jelly Bean says "No mate, I’m a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don’t worry about it, I’m a bit of a hard case, I’ll look after you." So Jelly Bean says "Fair enough, as long as you’ll look after me." and off they went. After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under a table, the Lockets take one look at JellyBean and start kicking him, punching him and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Bean pulls his battered JellyBean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me?" "I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are just menthol!" — For more information about this NNTP posting service, contact: h…@asarian-host.net — for all info about our server. If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: https://asarian-host.net/cgi-bin/signup.cgi

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OB on 23/08/2005 2:27 pm wrote: > Rabbit goes into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a cheese toastie > /snip > *************

ROTFLOL. Love it! :v)

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230805 wrote: > Everyone in the bar gave a sigh of relief and the landlord > smiled. "Oh, in that case, what can I get you, Sir."

I have a soft spot for all jokes involving English pubs being visited by animals or other incongruous and surreal customers. Do you know the one about the rabbit and the toasties?

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OB on 23/08/2005 12:33 pm wrote: > 230805 wrote: >> Everyone in the bar gave a sigh of relief and the landlord >> smiled. "Oh, in that case, what can I get you, Sir." > I have a soft spot for all jokes involving English pubs being visited > by animals or other incongruous and surreal customers. > Do you know the one about the rabbit and the toasties?

No. Perhaps you’d be one of the kindest creatures on the planet and relate it to me before you fall in a faint on your sick bed? It’s 1:43 now so I’ll just pull up a glass of something cold and shiny before last orders and sit here patiently waiting.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -230805 wrote: > OB on 23/08/2005 12:33 pm wrote: > > 230805 wrote: > >> Everyone in the bar gave a sigh of relief and the landlord > >> smiled. "Oh, in that case, what can I get you, Sir." > > I have a soft spot for all jokes involving English pubs being visited > > by animals or other incongruous and surreal customers. > > Do you know the one about the rabbit and the toasties? > No. Perhaps you’d be one of the kindest creatures on the planet and relate > it to me before you fall in a faint on your sick bed? > It’s 1:43 now so I’ll just pull up a glass of something cold and shiny > before last orders and sit here patiently waiting.

Rabbit goes into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a cheese toastie. "I’m sorry, we don’t serve rabbits here," the barman said, somewhat predictably. "It’s against the law," he added, waving at the notice on the wall behind him, which read "WARNING. It is illegal to serve alcoholic beverages to minors, three-legged camels, pieces of string and talking rabbits." "Oaw, gorn," says the rabbit. "It’s bleedin’ ‘ard work runnin’ up and down burrows all day. Just a beer an’ a toastie and then I’ll be on me way." The barman relented, partly because he noticed that the presence of this unexpected customer had sparked quite a deal of interest among the other regulars. In a flash, it occurred to him that this might be a way of attracting more curious visitors to the premises. "Just a pint and a toastie?" he said, doubtfully. "Well, I suppose we could stretch a point…" The rabbit thanked him, and when the toastie arrived, wolfed it down, drained the pint glass in one gulp, and headed out. The next day, a somewhat larger crowd of regulars were waiting around at the same time. Sure enough, the rabbit made its reappearance right on cue. "A pint o’ lager and a cheese toastie, mate," came the predictable order. There was a murmur of appreciation from the other customers. This was clearly a rabbit who knew what he wanted. The barman served him, and then turned back to the opposite counter, where he was halfway through designing a large poster which read: "Come and see the amazing DRINKING RABBIT! Lunchtimes, admission 50p". This could turn out to be the biggest crowdpuller ever. Better even than Doris the Stripper last year. The rabbit ate the toastie, drank the beer, and departed. The same thing happened for the next three days. However, one day, when the crowd of onlookers had grown very large indeed, the barman was mortified to find that he had forgotten to stock the fridge with cheese. There was only the tiniest morsel of cheese left over from the day before. "A pint o’ lager and a cheese toastie, mate," the rabbit said. "Same as usual." "Look, I’m awfully sorry," said the barman. "It seems we’re fresh out of cheese…" "Wot, no cheese?" said the rabbit. "None a’ all?" "Well, there’s a bit left. Look, how about I make you up a cheese and ham toastie? We have some very nice York ham, fresh in this morning…" "Oh, well, orright then, jus’ this once," says the rabbit. "Ham ain’t my cup of tea, really, but well, these things ‘appen." The barman, relieved, hastened to comply with the order. The next day, however, the rabbit failed to appear. And the next, and the next. The customers drifted away, and the poster had to be taken down. One night the barman was lying in bed, when suddenly the curtain started to rustle, and moments later, standing in the gloom was the ghost of a rabbit. "Who are you?" said the barman, wrapping his bedclothes around him in an involuntary gesture of fear. "I’m the ghost of your amazing drinking rabbit, mate, aren’t I" said the ghost. "Come to haunt you for the rest of your days." "But why?" said the terrified barman. "What have I done? I served you your beer, just like you asked… Why should you want to haunt me?" "Well," said the rabbit, "Wanna know what happened after that last time I visited you? Well, I’ll tell you, mate. You should be more careful serving rabbits in future, squire, you really should. I died of mixin’ me toasties." *************

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -230805 (230…@aslnospam.com) writes: > There were three pieces of string walking down a country > lane in Bedfordshire. Two of the pieces of string had had an > easy life, were rich and looked quite respectable and well > wrought. The third piece of string had suffered tremendous > setbacks throughout his life. He had failed all his exams at > stringschool and dropped out of the only college that had > accepted him, he had never had a job and was penniless and > scrappy looking; knotted up with the pain of loneliness > having recently lost his girlfriend to a really chunky piece > of string from Kensington. Oh, I could go into details about > how miserable and desperate the third piece of string was > but, who would really care? At least he had two friends who > stood by him through thick and thin. And so here they were > walking down a country lane in Bedfordshire. > They’d been walking for hours in the hot sun and it was > getting near lunchtime so they were hungry and thirsty and > miles from anywhere. Fortunately a village hove into view > and they knew there was every chance of finding a cafe or > supermarket to get a few cans of coke. They walked the > entire length of the village but only found a pub: "The > Bitch and Drake" [twinned with "The Dog and Duck" subjoke]. > Now, all the world knows that pubs aren’t licensed to sell > alcohol to pieces of string and the scrappy, poor piece of > string passed on his concerns to his friends. > "Nonsense!" scoffed his friends "We’re wealthy and classy > enough to be served anywhere! Once the landlord sees the > colour of our money, he’ll soon turn a blind eye." But their > frayed friend was adamant. > "Well, we’ll have to at least try to act like we’re legally > allowed to drink alcohol or he’ll have the law on us." > His friends laughed at his pessimism and told him to stop > being such a worrywort. The richest piece of string told > them to wait in the beer garden and strode into the bar with > an air of good breeding and charm. > Inside the bar the locals were in full chatter about the > recent harvest, some were playing darts or shove ha’penny > and there was a couple in the corner gazing adoringly into > each other’s eyes. As the piece of string entered the bar > everyone fell silent and stared in horror, even the couple > in the corner. This caused the piece of string to hesitate > but he caught the barman’s eye and walked up to the bar. > "Three pints of your finest ale, well drawn, my good man." > he said as he slapped a bundle of notes on the bar. > The barman looked him up and down, weighing up just how he > was going to handle the situation, the piece of string was > very fit looking but he was alone, he reckoned he could > handle him if he had to eject him bodily from the pub. But, > he thought he’d give the piece of string a chance to leave > with a bit more dignity. > "Are you a piece of string?" he asked suspisciously. > The piece of string knew the game was up and visibly slumped > giving a sheepish "yes" in reply. The barman pointed at the > open door and told him to beat it, his kind weren’t served > in a respectable pub like his. Everyone watched the piece of > string as he trudged heavily out, he was disheartened to > hear someone chuckle as he left. > He returned to his friends who had been waiting in the beer > garden with the news that he’d been told pieces of string > weren’t welcome in the pub. > "I told you." said the knotty, scrappy piece of string. > "What?!" said the other perfect specimen of stringiness, "I > can’t believe what I’m hearing! Even though your money’s as > good as the next person he wouldn’t serve you? Well I’ll > just soon see about this!" He marched into the pub and > straight up to the bar, ignoring all the gasps of disbelief > from the other patrons. He slammed his money on the counter > and ordered three pints and told the barman to be quick > about it. > "Are you a piece of string?" Asked the barman but before he > could answer the barman continued, "’cause if you are I’ll > have to phone the police. I don’t want any trouble in this > pub but, if you’ve come here to cause trouble I have to warn > you that I have a black belt in Karate and I’m a champion > kick boxer; there isn’t a piece of string in the world who’d > survive a beating from me." > The piece of string swallowed fearfully and backed out of > the bar to the sounds of clapping from the other customers. > He felt completely humiliated as he returned to his > companions. So humiliated that he was actually crying with > frustration. His friends tried to console him and the ratty > piece of string was really offended on his friend’s behalf. > They’d never seen him so cross as he paced up and down > berating the narrow-minded, bigotry his friends had > experienced simply for wanting what all other citizens took > for granted: the right to get drunk. He decided to go in and > have it out with the landlord. > He paused at the doorway, he didn’t have the piles of money > his friends had to bribe anyone and he was a physical wreck > of a piece of string so he’d stand no chance in a fight, but > he had principles and fired up with allegiance to all his > string brothers and sisters he knew he had to stand up and > be counted. > He walked in and, though faltering when he saw the reaction > his entrance had caused, he walked up to the bar and asked > to speak to the landlord. The barman looked him up and down > suspisciously but went out back to get the landlord. He’d > had enough of dealing with string for that afternoon. The > landlord came into the bar to see what the to-do was all > about and instantly saw the ropey piece of string standing > proud yet slightly nervous in the bar. The landlord frowned > and asked: "Are you a piece of string?" > The piece of string looked down at himself realizing why the > landlord had asked him. He was covered in mud from the road > and so badly frayed from the travelling and still knotted up > from his emotional breakdown that he had to confess he was > hardly a good example of stringdom. He sniffed miserably and > replied. "No. I’m a fray’d knot." > Everyone in the bar gave a sigh of relief and the landlord > smiled. "Oh, in that case, what can I get you, Sir." > er… > boom boom.

:) —

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There were three pieces of string walking down a country lane in Bedfordshire. Two of the pieces of string had had an easy life, were rich and looked quite respectable and well wrought. The third piece of string had suffered tremendous setbacks throughout his life. He had failed all his exams at stringschool and dropped out of the only college that had accepted him, he had never had a job and was penniless and scrappy looking; knotted up with the pain of loneliness having recently lost his girlfriend to a really chunky piece of string from Kensington. Oh, I could go into details about how miserable and desperate the third piece of string was but, who would really care? At least he had two friends who stood by him through thick and thin. And so here they were walking down a country lane in Bedfordshire. They’d been walking for hours in the hot sun and it was getting near lunchtime so they were hungry and thirsty and miles from anywhere. Fortunately a village hove into view and they knew there was every chance of finding a cafe or supermarket to get a few cans of coke. They walked the entire length of the village but only found a pub: "The Bitch and Drake" [twinned with "The Dog and Duck" subjoke]. Now, all the world knows that pubs aren’t licensed to sell alcohol to pieces of string and the scrappy, poor piece of string passed on his concerns to his friends. "Nonsense!" scoffed his friends "We’re wealthy and classy enough to be served anywhere! Once the landlord sees the colour of our money, he’ll soon turn a blind eye." But their frayed friend was adamant. "Well, we’ll have to at least try to act like we’re legally allowed to drink alcohol or he’ll have the law on us." His friends laughed at his pessimism and told him to stop being such a worrywort. The richest piece of string told them to wait in the beer garden and strode into the bar with an air of good breeding and charm. Inside the bar the locals were in full chatter about the recent harvest, some were playing darts or shove ha’penny and there was a couple in the corner gazing adoringly into each other’s eyes. As the piece of string entered the bar everyone fell silent and stared in horror, even the couple in the corner. This caused the piece of string to hesitate but he caught the barman’s eye and walked up to the bar. "Three pints of your finest ale, well drawn, my good man." he said as he slapped a bundle of notes on the bar. The barman looked him up and down, weighing up just how he was going to handle the situation, the piece of string was very fit looking but he was alone, he reckoned he could handle him if he had to eject him bodily from the pub. But, he thought he’d give the piece of string a chance to leave with a bit more dignity. "Are you a piece of string?" he asked suspisciously. The piece of string knew the game was up and visibly slumped giving a sheepish "yes" in reply. The barman pointed at the open door and told him to beat it, his kind weren’t served in a respectable pub like his. Everyone watched the piece of string as he trudged heavily out, he was disheartened to hear someone chuckle as he left. He returned to his friends who had been waiting in the beer garden with the news that he’d been told pieces of string weren’t welcome in the pub. "I told you." said the knotty, scrappy piece of string. "What?!" said the other perfect specimen of stringiness, "I can’t believe what I’m hearing! Even though your money’s as good as the next person he wouldn’t serve you? Well I’ll just soon see about this!" He marched into the pub and straight up to the bar, ignoring all the gasps of disbelief from the other patrons. He slammed his money on the counter and ordered three pints and told the barman to be quick about it. "Are you a piece of string?" Asked the barman but before he could answer the barman continued, "’cause if you are I’ll have to phone the police. I don’t want any trouble in this pub but, if you’ve come here to cause trouble I have to warn you that I have a black belt in Karate and I’m a champion kick boxer; there isn’t a piece of string in the world who’d survive a beating from me." The piece of string swallowed fearfully and backed out of the bar to the sounds of clapping from the other customers. He felt completely humiliated as he returned to his companions. So humiliated that he was actually crying with frustration. His friends tried to console him and the ratty piece of string was really offended on his friend’s behalf. They’d never seen him so cross as he paced up and down berating the narrow-minded, bigotry his friends had experienced simply for wanting what all other citizens took for granted: the right to get drunk. He decided to go in and have it out with the landlord. He paused at the doorway, he didn’t have the piles of money his friends had to bribe anyone and he was a physical wreck of a piece of string so he’d stand no chance in a fight, but he had principles and fired up with allegiance to all his string brothers and sisters he knew he had to stand up and be counted. He walked in and, though faltering when he saw the reaction his entrance had caused, he walked up to the bar and asked to speak to the landlord. The barman looked him up and down suspisciously but went out back to get the landlord. He’d had enough of dealing with string for that afternoon. The landlord came into the bar to see what the to-do was all about and instantly saw the ropey piece of string standing proud yet slightly nervous in the bar. The landlord frowned and asked: "Are you a piece of string?" The piece of string looked down at himself realizing why the landlord had asked him. He was covered in mud from the road and so badly frayed from the travelling and still knotted up from his emotional breakdown that he had to confess he was hardly a good example of stringdom. He sniffed miserably and replied. "No. I’m a fray’d knot." Everyone in the bar gave a sigh of relief and the landlord smiled. "Oh, in that case, what can I get you, Sir." er… boom boom.

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Single again?

admin — Sun, 08 May 2005 00:00:00 +0000

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"OB" in news:1115608598.207184.198170@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com: > Nah, there’s always work selling bottled water on buses.

translating the labels for the tourists on tour busses? — http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/XXDAYad/XX-Day-photos/W… http://www.jettmar.com/pictures/faces/apt.jpg http://www.jettmar.com/pictures/faces/choppedhead-bloodsoup.jpg http://www.tolquhon-gallery.co.uk/images/sculpture/vicki.jpg http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/loreena_mckennitt/images/lm102.jpg http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/loreena_mckennitt/images/lm103.jpg http://www.andrearat.com/ lez babe :/ tho not much hip. personal quote, so minimalist http://sockguy.com/gallery/2004-Pictures/sats_warm_up trine, (big jpg)

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"Anon" in news:1115565229.9b26c2825ee40620f72824252d9b2681@teranews: > Hahahaha spell check corrected it for me! I generally can write > extremely well but my spelling is atrosious (I won’t spell check this > post so that’s prolly spelt wrong).

anyone who can use spellczech… — http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/XXDAYad/XX-Day-photos/W… http://www.jettmar.com/pictures/faces/apt.jpg http://www.jettmar.com/pictures/faces/choppedhead-bloodsoup.jpg http://www.tolquhon-gallery.co.uk/images/sculpture/vicki.jpg http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/loreena_mckennitt/images/lm102.jpg http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/loreena_mckennitt/images/lm103.jpg http://www.andrearat.com/ lez babe :/ tho not much hip. nice personal quote :> http://sockguy.com/gallery/2004-Pictures/sats_warm_up trine, (big jpg)

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OB wrote: > Don’t apologise. Anyone who can spell "consensus" correctly is always > welcome here.

You’re too easily impressed! > Like you say, you’re disburdened of that "what if I’m a freak that no > girl will ever want?" inner monologue. It gets a lot easier and > smoother after that.

Unfortunately, then it’s other issues that crop up. > Any chance of travelling this summer? Give you something to look > forward to. Grab a slice of world. Take a camera. Something to show the > next gf, to a background of soft music and a glass of something sweet > and efficacious.

Indeed! And so it goes, round and round. > Good luck in the exams.

Every girl’s eye I catch is a two-three-second exam.

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Anon wrote: > I posted here a couple months ago saying I had a gf and I feel much better. > The general consensus seemed to be that soon as she was gone I would fall > back into despair again due to that "happy with yourself" nonsense.

Nonsense?? I really fail to understand folks who don’t understand the "gotta be happy with yourself" stuff. > Well I think it’s over now. We’re on a break but I really can’t see us > getting back together. No fight or anything just she’s too busy and I’m not > prepared to just not ever see her.

She’s not there for you — you can’t be happy by yourself, you need her around? Is this the crux of the matter? > So my mood? Well initially I was very upset. But then it calmed down. Now I > don’t look forward to the upcoming summer. I thought I’d spend it with her. > But still I’;m not depressed just a little lonely. Hmmpf wish I had someone > to spend the summer with tho. I got plenty to do though so it should be ok > and I’ve been looking foward to it for a while.

Ahh, I know what you mean. I’ve had lots of chances, too, but none ever panned out for one reason or another — so now I’m looking to kayaking on the Hudson by my lonesome. Look on the bright side — it’s better to be alone in the summer. You don’t feel as bad — and, frankly, the chances for ending that loneliness are greatest during the summer! > To be honest though when I feel left out now it effects me alot more. When I > was with her I didn’t care at all. That was the most wonderful thing.

Like I was telling my sister the other day: all that’s just a distraction! After all, what’s the point of growing up but to be independent (as much as possible)? Not just financially, but emotionally, intellectually, etc. When you get really tired of the push and pull of existential angst on the one hand and illusory, distracting thrills on the other, you’ll try to be "happy" on your own, too…. > Who knows what the future will hold? Right now I think I need the cliche > ‘me’ time because I can finally stop saying to myself it’s different for me > cause I haven’t been with anyone.

Indeed — I’ve been "working" on myself as well, getting back into the gym, taking up kayaking, continuing my literary ambitions…all stuff I didn’t have time for due to the ex (who’s calling me again!). > Excuse the thread, just some random ramblings before exam season starts > tommorow.

We really ought to do something about these sexual desires…I can’t wait for the geneticists to engineer them out on demand…I could use less distractions myself. > Anon.

Thanks for the update. It’s always interesting hearing from fellow loners (or "failed ‘joiners,’" as may be the case).

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Eleonore Beaudoin wrote: > We all try and make all the typos and grammar goofs we can think of in > here to teach him to relax and leave his job at work… > But he’s really taking his job very seriously.;-)

Good use of paragraph division. Your thesis, however, requires the support of arguments. Concluding paragraph weak. I notice you have not referred to any of the set texts in your answer. > I keep imagining him running his spell check, revising each of his posts 20 > times, rewriting sentences and paragraphs, etc, etc.

I have never in my life used a spell cheque. > Never know, one of his students might read the ng!!;-) > His life woudl be over!!!;-):):)

Nah, there’s always work selling bottled water on buses.

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> wish i knew the secret to that.

Well I should have qualified it. The friends I’ve made at my work place usually just remain workplace friends. I rarely go out with them. Also because a lot of students work there I can go out with them if I want but that’s less to do with the work place and more to do with university. It also depends on your job a lot too. Obviously if your job isn’t very social your not really gonna be making a lot of friends on it. That’s why I say to people who say they don’t make friends at work to change your job. Sure money IS important but your social life (not using social life in the teen sense I mean social in the human social animals sense) is far more important. Even if you take a pay cut try and get a more social job. The good things about jobs are they force you to be there daily. Unlike joining clubs or whatever they aren’t voluntary. We all need money. What kinda work do you do? "poet" wrote in message

news:3444d30f072952abe9137.36123e99f8715@asarian-host.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> X-No-Archive: yes > In article 1115565229.9b26c2825ee40620f72824252d9b2681@teranews, Anon at > a…@anon.com wrote on 5/8/05 10:11: >> you really do make friends in your job > — > For more information about this posting service, contact: > h…@asarian-host.net — for all info about our server. > If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: > https://asarian-host.net/cgi-bin/signup.cgi

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"Anon" (a…@anon.com) writes: >>Don’t apologise. Anyone who can spell "consensus" correctly is always >> welcome here. > Hahahaha spell check corrected it for me! I generally can write extremely > well but my spelling is atrosious (I won’t spell check this post so that’s > prolly spelt wrong). > Yeah travelling. I wanna do that but I have little money. Still no excuse > it’s so cheap to go to Europe now days. But then again I don’t have a > passport I have to get one. But I really do go thru stages. I know once I > get a job in the summer it will be ok cause you really do make friends in > your job and I’ll be able to exercise and read all I want. > Man that spelling thing cracked me up.

We all try and make all the typos and grammar goofs we can think of in here to teach him to relax and leave his job at work… But he’s really taking his job very seriously.;-) I keep imagining him running his spell check, revising each of his posts 20 times, rewriting sentences and paragraphs, etc, etc. Never know, one of his students might read the ng!!;-) His life woudl be over!!!;-):):) Hi there, Anon! Glad you had a nice spring time, and are seemign to do all you can, good attitude and outlook on things, etc, to make the coming summer be all it can! Best wishes for a great summer time, and a super nnew exciting and interesting gfriend! C > – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "OB" wrote in message > news:1115563254.752595.124000@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com… >> Anon wrote: >>> I posted here a couple months ago saying I had a gf and I feel much >> better. >>> The general consensus seemed to be that soon as she was gone I would >> fall >>> back into despair again due to that "happy with yourself" nonsense. >>> Well I think it’s over now. We’re on a break but I really can’t see >> us >>> getting back together. No fight or anything just she’s too busy and >> I’m not >>> prepared to just not ever see her. >>> So my mood? Well initially I was very upset. But then it calmed down. >> Now I >>> don’t look forward to the upcoming summer. I thought I’d spend it >> with her. >>> But still I’;m not depressed just a little lonely. Hmmpf wish I had >> someone >>> to spend the summer with tho. I got plenty to do though so it should >> be ok >>> and I’ve been looking foward to it for a while. >>> To be honest though when I feel left out now it effects me alot more. >> When I >>> was with her I didn’t care at all. That was the most wonderful thing. >>> Who knows what the future will hold? Right now I think I need the >> cliche >>> ‘me’ time because I can finally stop saying to myself it’s different >> for me >>> cause I haven’t been with anyone. >>> Excuse the thread, just some random ramblings before exam season >> starts >>> tommorow. >> Don’t apologise. Anyone who can spell "consensus" correctly is always >> welcome here. >> Like you say, you’re disburdened of that "what if I’m a freak that no >> girl will ever want?" inner monologue. It gets a lot easier and >> smoother after that. >> Any chance of travelling this summer? Give you something to look >> forward to. Grab a slice of world. Take a camera. Something to show the >> next gf, to a background of soft music and a glass of something sweet >> and efficacious. >> Good luck in the exams.

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>Don’t apologise. Anyone who can spell "consensus" correctly is always > welcome here.

Hahahaha spell check corrected it for me! I generally can write extremely well but my spelling is atrosious (I won’t spell check this post so that’s prolly spelt wrong). Yeah travelling. I wanna do that but I have little money. Still no excuse it’s so cheap to go to Europe now days. But then again I don’t have a passport I have to get one. But I really do go thru stages. I know once I get a job in the summer it will be ok cause you really do make friends in your job and I’ll be able to exercise and read all I want. Man that spelling thing cracked me up. "OB" wrote in message

news:1115563254.752595.124000@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Anon wrote: >> I posted here a couple months ago saying I had a gf and I feel much > better. >> The general consensus seemed to be that soon as she was gone I would > fall >> back into despair again due to that "happy with yourself" nonsense. >> Well I think it’s over now. We’re on a break but I really can’t see > us >> getting back together. No fight or anything just she’s too busy and > I’m not >> prepared to just not ever see her. >> So my mood? Well initially I was very upset. But then it calmed down. > Now I >> don’t look forward to the upcoming summer. I thought I’d spend it > with her. >> But still I’;m not depressed just a little lonely. Hmmpf wish I had > someone >> to spend the summer with tho. I got plenty to do though so it should > be ok >> and I’ve been looking foward to it for a while. >> To be honest though when I feel left out now it effects me alot more. > When I >> was with her I didn’t care at all. That was the most wonderful thing. >> Who knows what the future will hold? Right now I think I need the > cliche >> ‘me’ time because I can finally stop saying to myself it’s different > for me >> cause I haven’t been with anyone. >> Excuse the thread, just some random ramblings before exam season > starts >> tommorow. > Don’t apologise. Anyone who can spell "consensus" correctly is always > welcome here. > Like you say, you’re disburdened of that "what if I’m a freak that no > girl will ever want?" inner monologue. It gets a lot easier and > smoother after that. > Any chance of travelling this summer? Give you something to look > forward to. Grab a slice of world. Take a camera. Something to show the > next gf, to a background of soft music and a glass of something sweet > and efficacious. > Good luck in the exams.

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I posted here a couple months ago saying I had a gf and I feel much better. The general consensus seemed to be that soon as she was gone I would fall back into despair again due to that "happy with yourself" nonsense. Well I think it’s over now. We’re on a break but I really can’t see us getting back together. No fight or anything just she’s too busy and I’m not prepared to just not ever see her. So my mood? Well initially I was very upset. But then it calmed down. Now I don’t look forward to the upcoming summer. I thought I’d spend it with her. But still I’;m not depressed just a little lonely. Hmmpf wish I had someone to spend the summer with tho. I got plenty to do though so it should be ok and I’ve been looking foward to it for a while. To be honest though when I feel left out now it effects me alot more. When I was with her I didn’t care at all. That was the most wonderful thing. Who knows what the future will hold? Right now I think I need the cliche ‘me’ time because I can finally stop saying to myself it’s different for me cause I haven’t been with anyone. Excuse the thread, just some random ramblings before exam season starts tommorow. Anon.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Anon wrote: > I posted here a couple months ago saying I had a gf and I feel much better. > The general consensus seemed to be that soon as she was gone I would fall > back into despair again due to that "happy with yourself" nonsense. > Well I think it’s over now. We’re on a break but I really can’t see us > getting back together. No fight or anything just she’s too busy and I’m not > prepared to just not ever see her. > So my mood? Well initially I was very upset. But then it calmed down. Now I > don’t look forward to the upcoming summer. I thought I’d spend it with her. > But still I’;m not depressed just a little lonely. Hmmpf wish I had someone > to spend the summer with tho. I got plenty to do though so it should be ok > and I’ve been looking foward to it for a while. > To be honest though when I feel left out now it effects me alot more. When I > was with her I didn’t care at all. That was the most wonderful thing. > Who knows what the future will hold? Right now I think I need the cliche > ‘me’ time because I can finally stop saying to myself it’s different for me > cause I haven’t been with anyone. > Excuse the thread, just some random ramblings before exam season starts > tommorow.

Don’t apologise. Anyone who can spell "consensus" correctly is always welcome here. Like you say, you’re disburdened of that "what if I’m a freak that no girl will ever want?" inner monologue. It gets a lot easier and smoother after that. Any chance of travelling this summer? Give you something to look forward to. Grab a slice of world. Take a camera. Something to show the next gf, to a background of soft music and a glass of something sweet and efficacious. Good luck in the exams.

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The Baggage of Evolution

admin — Sun, 10 Oct 2004 00:00:00 +0000

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@netvigator.com: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The Baggage of Evolution Many poor lost souls have attempted to claim they can be Christians and have faith in the false science of evolution at the same time. This is the Devil’s way of deceiving them. they do not know what the real baggage is that goes along with the evolutionary religion. For this deception is not new or modern it has roots in antiquity in most of the ancient religions of man. It’s modern counterpart simply wears a lab coat and pretends to be science. It also carries a horrible content of stealing, killing, and destroying(John 10:10a). As posted prevously the racism, enthic cleansing, holocaust, death camps, are all products of evolution. The nazis and the communists built their evil societies upon the foundation of evolution and this is a fact(unlike the false "facts" given for evolution). Evolution, as you well know, will one day put an end to the ‘god created everything’ myth, and it scares the pants off you. What did your stupid belief tell the population at the time of the Great Plague? It is the will of god, He is punishing us for our sins. we now know what caused the black Plague and given time, evolution theory will become a fact. Evolution is a fact. You must mean common knowledge, or something similar? Well I meant the actual start up of the evolutionary process, which is still in limbo

Biogenesis, perhaps? In that case you are correct. It is still unsolved. But then again, that’s not evolution… — Farscape; Peacekeeper Wars 10/17/04 SciFi channel Watch it for frell sake!

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The Baggage of Evolution Many poor lost souls have attempted to claim they can be Christians and have faith in the false science of evolution at the same time. This is the Devil’s way of deceiving them. they do not know what the real baggage is that goes along with the evolutionary religion. For this deception is not new or modern it has roots in antiquity in most of the ancient religions of man. It’s modern counterpart simply wears a lab coat and pretends to be science. It also carries a horrible content of stealing, killing, and destroying(John 10:10a). As posted prevously the racism, enthic cleansing, holocaust, death camps, are all products of evolution. The nazis and the communists built their evil societies upon the foundation of evolution and this is a fact(unlike the false "facts" given for evolution). Evolution, as you well know, will one day put an end to the ‘god created everything’ myth, and it scares the pants off you. What did your stupid belief tell the population at the time of the Great Plague? It is the will of god, He is punishing us for our sins. we now know what caused the black Plague and given time, evolution theory will become a fact. Evolution is a fact. You must mean common knowledge, or something similar?

Well I meant the actual start up of the evolutionary process, which is still in limbo – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – and as for religious kindness: "And when the Lord thy God hath delivered [a city] into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself" (Deuteronomy 20:13-14). "And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males. . . . And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods" (Numbers 31:7-9). You see, your ranting at decent clear thinking folk that do not follow your distorted beliefs are your own made up ideas, but the above is from your own book. Ha Ha One cannot hold the hand of the Lord Jesus Christ and at the same time call Him a liar and a deceiver claiming to know His Word better than He does. Better they call themselves by the proper names of nazi or communist or Satan’s own then to falsly claim to be Christians. — Farscape; Peacekeeper Wars 10/17/04 SciFi channel Watch it for frell sake!

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Evolution, as you well know, will one day put an end to the ‘god created everything’ myth, and it scares the pants off you.

Actually, it might, after the rapture, but in 7 years time it will be laid waste by Jesus Christ returning in power. After that, Jesus will reign for a thousand years. There’s a timeline for you. Evolution will never prevail, trust me. What did your stupid belief tell the population at the time of the Great Plague?

That was ancient history. Are you going to blame one group when it was during a time when there was little scientific knowledge? That’s like 20 years from now, should someone find a cure for AIDS, you looking back and calling all doctors stupid that didn’t know how to cure it. It is the will of god, He is punishing us for our sins.

Actually, it’s interesting that you would say that. AIDS may or may not be such a thing, but it’s interesting that it was called GRID (gay-related immuno-defense) before it was renamed AIDS. Just food for thought. we now know what caused the black Plague and given time, evolution theory will become a fact.

Nope. Evolutionists keep saying "give us time", yet they say you cannot see evolution taking place because it happens too slowly. Trust me, that’s why Evolution will remain a scientific theory, because it is not reproducible, and it is not observable (i.e. were you there when the Big Bang occurred?) and as for religious kindness: "And when the Lord thy God hath delivered [a city] into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself" (Deuteronomy 20:13-14). "And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males. . . . And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods" (Numbers 31:7-9).

Are you able to argue with God? First off, if you look into those passages, it was probably because of their sin. Second, it’s not like they could not repent. Jonah was sent to Ninevah, and when he preached that God was going to destroy their city, they all repented, and God forgave them. However, you are not going to understand, because "the natural man cannot receive the things of God, for they are foolishness to him". You see, your ranting at decent clear thinking folk that do not follow your distorted beliefs are your own made up ideas, but the above is from your own book.

1) Nope, our beliefs are not distorted or made up. 2) Yes, that passage is from the Bible. While God is being lenient right now, He will not always be that way, for it is His mercy that should motivate us to repent. That is found in the Bible. Even then, you quoted a historical passage of the Bible. God isn’t telling Israel, or anyone else, to go kill people any more. Jesus came to remind people of the obvious facts: while God in the past might’ve sent Israel after nations to destroy them due to their sin becoming grievous, that was a special circumstance, as Jesus reminded us to love our enemies and do good to them, not evil. — A day without sunshine is like night.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The Baggage of Evolution Many poor lost souls have attempted to claim they can be Christians and have faith in the false science of evolution at the same time. This is the Devil’s way of deceiving them. they do not know what the real baggage is that goes along with the evolutionary religion. For this deception is not new or modern it has roots in antiquity in most of the ancient religions of man. It’s modern counterpart simply wears a lab coat and pretends to be science. It also carries a horrible content of stealing, killing, and destroying(John 10:10a). As posted prevously the racism, enthic cleansing, holocaust, death camps, are all products of evolution. The nazis and the communists built their evil societies upon the foundation of evolution and this is a fact(unlike the false "facts" given for evolution). Evolution, as you well know, will one day put an end to the ‘god created everything’ myth, and it scares the pants off you. What did your stupid belief tell the population at the time of the Great Plague? It is the will of god, He is punishing us for our sins. we now know what caused the black Plague and given time, evolution theory will become a fact.

Evolution is a fact. You must mean common knowledge, or something similar? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – and as for religious kindness: "And when the Lord thy God hath delivered [a city] into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself" (Deuteronomy 20:13-14). "And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males. . . . And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods" (Numbers 31:7-9). You see, your ranting at decent clear thinking folk that do not follow your distorted beliefs are your own made up ideas, but the above is from your own book. Ha Ha One cannot hold the hand of the Lord Jesus Christ and at the same time call Him a liar and a deceiver claiming to know His Word better than He does. Better they call themselves by the proper names of nazi or communist or Satan’s own then to falsly claim to be Christians.

– Farscape; Peacekeeper Wars 10/17/04 SciFi channel Watch it for frell sake!

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Man, a coffee filter holds more weight than your argument.

Then you should’ve put him on your killfile, not take pot-shots at him. But hey, you know there’s a God, you know that what he said is mostly right. If you don’t want to listen to what you know inside, then you can only blame yourself later on. — "Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small, but viruses are smaller than the both put together."

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Man, a coffee filter holds more weight than your argument. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – The Baggage of Evolution Many poor lost souls have attempted to claim they can be Christians and have faith in the false science of evolution at the same time. This is the Devil’s way of deceiving them. they do not know what the real baggage is that goes along with the evolutionary religion. For this deception is not new or modern it has roots in antiquity in most of the ancient religions of man. It’s modern counterpart simply wears a lab coat and pretends to be science. It also carries a horrible content of stealing, killing, and destroying(John 10:10a). As posted prevously the racism, enthic cleansing, holocaust, death camps, are all products of evolution. The nazis and the communists built their evil societies upon the foundation of evolution and this is a fact(unlike the false "facts" given for evolution). One cannot hold the hand of the Lord Jesus Christ and at the same time call Him a liar and a deceiver claiming to know His Word better than He does. Better they call themselves by the proper names of nazi or communist or Satan’s own then to falsly claim to be Christians.

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The Baggage of Evolution Many poor lost souls have attempted to claim they can be Christians and have faith in the false science of evolution at the same time. This is the Devil’s way of deceiving them. they do not know what the real baggage is that goes along with the evolutionary religion. For this deception is not new or modern it has roots in antiquity in most of the ancient religions of man. It’s modern counterpart simply wears a lab coat and pretends to be science. It also carries a horrible content of stealing, killing, and destroying(John 10:10a). As posted prevously the racism, enthic cleansing, holocaust, death camps, are all products of evolution. The nazis and the communists built their evil societies upon the foundation of evolution and this is a fact(unlike the false "facts" given for evolution).

Evolution, as you well know, will one day put an end to the ‘god created everything’ myth, and it scares the pants off you. What did your stupid belief tell the population at the time of the Great Plague? It is the will of god, He is punishing us for our sins. we now know what caused the black Plague and given time, evolution theory will become a fact. and as for religious kindness: "And when the Lord thy God hath delivered [a city] into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself" (Deuteronomy 20:13-14). "And they warred against the Midianites, as the LORD commanded Moses; and they slew all the males. . . . And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods" (Numbers 31:7-9). You see, your ranting at decent clear thinking folk that do not follow your distorted beliefs are your own made up ideas, but the above is from your own book. Ha Ha – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – One cannot hold the hand of the Lord Jesus Christ and at the same time call Him a liar and a deceiver claiming to know His Word better than He does. Better they call themselves by the proper names of nazi or communist or Satan’s own then to falsly claim to be Christians.

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You are a lunatic if you think a scientific theory, on par with gravity, electromagnetiscm or quantum spin at anyway results in stealing, killing and destruction. As posted prevously the racism, enthic cleansing, holocaust, death camps, are all products of evolution.

No, that was your pathetic and failed attempt at slandering a scientific theory. You made no connection between evolution and those practices. The nazis and the communists built their evil societies upon the foundation of evolution and this is a fact(unlike the false "facts" given for evolution).

"My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God’s truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was His fight for the world against the Jewish poison. To-day, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed His blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice… And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people. -Adolf Hitler, in a speech on 12 April 1922 (Norman H. Baynes, ed. The Speeches of Adolf Hitler, April 1922-August 1939, Vol. 1 of 2, pp. 19-20, Oxford University Press, 1942) http://www.nobeliefs.com/Hitler1.htm Here is a challenge for you: Find a single quote (and a source please), JUST ONE, where Hitler indicates that evolution is inspiration for his crimes. Up until now you have presented NONE! And considering your entire argument rests on the premise that Hitler and evolutionary theory must be tightly linked, you have done absolutely nothing to prove your case! btw, Stalinist Russia rejected evolution as "bourgeois". Even the communists didn’t consider evolution a motivating force for their system. One cannot hold the hand of the Lord Jesus Christ and at the same time call Him a liar and a deceiver claiming to know His Word better than He does. Better they call themselves by the proper names of nazi or communist or Satan’s own then to falsly claim to be Christians.

You worship the text of the bible. You do not worship Jesus or God. I have to say though, you continually do your opponents (myself included) a great service. With every assanine, ignorant, hateful post you make we get to respond to your stupidity unchallenged, allowing us to show all those who read these threads that 1.) You never have any idea what you are talking about, and 2.) All the words from your mouth are lies. Please, keep it up IKHDY. Everything you post only makes your religion look worse. — Farscape; Peackeeper Wars 10/17/04 SciFi channel Watch it for frell sake!

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Power

admin — Sat, 24 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

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"F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message … > A Human Being wrote: > > Do you feel powerful only when you feel suicidal ? If so why and if > > not why? > There’s always so much pressure on me all the time. My superego is such > a tyrant with myself.

So its yourself, not anyone else. Were you always this way ? What kind of a job are you in now? > He never lets me have fun or relax. When I try to > rebel against Him, the best I can do is to do nothing at all (everything has > to be done perfectly, so if I do nothing, it’s not too bad), but still, He’s > there telling me all the time that I’m a criminal for being lazy and > procrastinating.

What kind of childhood did you have? Was it a very strict upbringing? Set rules and lifestyle ? > So there is no real escape. Often, the only choice seems > suicide.

Are you sure? You would rather end your life than try and curb a few undesirable habits of yours ? Your life is so unimportant to you ? But not today (today I’ve let Him win, so I’ve been busy doing > perfect things, so He’s not too unhappy with me today) > (thanks for caring)

You’re welcome … and thanks for answering my questions.

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Oh my fucking god I think I just found out why I have been so depressed. I have to see if this is it, if it is that is soo gay.

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>Oh my fucking god I think I just found out why I have been so >depressed.

Took you that long to figure out why your ass was depredssed ? duh – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->I have to see if this is it, if it is that is soo gay.

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Oh I was wrong… damn. I guess I’m actually crazier than I thought before… I have social problems, body dysmorhpic disorder, some sex related shit, and a whole lot more shit. I need to get some therapy =(

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>Oh I was wrong… damn. I guess I’m actually crazier than I thought >before… I have social problems, body dysmorhpic disorder, some sex >related shit, and a whole lot more shit. I need to get some therapy =(

Never under-estimate how crazy you are. Most in here have social problems, sex related shit (not getting any, never had any, not getting enough), join the club.

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I seriously suffer from sever sexual addiction, no kidding. Beyond what you could comprehend methinks if you haven’t experienced it.

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—–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—– Hash: SHA1 In article <408eedfd$0$22849$626a1…@news.free.fr> F.r.a.n.k. wrote: >There’s always so much pressure on me all the time. My superego is such >a tyrant with myself. He never lets me have fun or relax. When I try to >rebel against Him, the best I can do is to do nothing at all >(everything has to be done perfectly, so if I do nothing, it’s not too >bad), but still, He’s there telling me all the time that I’m a criminal >for being lazy and procrastinating. So there is no real escape. Often, >the only choice seems suicide. But not today (today I’ve let Him win, >so I’ve been busy doing perfect things, so He’s not too unhappy with me >today)

I couldn’t ever relate to the intensity of your superego’s fascism, but I noticed mine go into a corner and sulk ever since at one stage I was feeling really, really down and sort of "let go" on a few things for a while. Next time you pee and it sprays a bit onto your leg, laugh and leave it there, then go out into the streets of Paris in shorts, brandishing your "disgusting" personal hygiene. Or scoop up the dog’s poop with your bare hands. Bite into a cherry, see the maggot, then eat the rest, maggot and all. You’ll notice the world will be just fine, in spite of your cosmic sins of doing disgusting stuff. – — http://voyager.abite.co.za/~berndj/ (up again for now – yay!) —–BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE—– Version: GnuPG v1.0.4 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQFAj46//FmLrNfLpjMRAjYZAJ4xiXn29MEVgF4FJULkY0IEDhZTLgCghkx7 VHdCbnKUyAJlXstXKs8ue3Y= =SEV8 —–END PGP SIGNATURE—–

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"ImJustOne" wrote in message news:fTuic.37115$G_.6895@nwrddc02.gnilink.net… > One of the things that keeps me from committing suicide is the thought that > the people that knew me and treated me like nothing would laugh and say meh, > what a loser, figures that’s how he would end up. Staying alive and doing > something with my life is a way of giving the middle finger to all those > who’ve knocked me down.

I’d like to live because I’d like to continue enjoying life. I think it’s fun. It’s quite an ADVENTURE. Laife

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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 23:46:26 GMT, "Steve Spry" <23…@unavailable.com> wrote: >Ahhh, so you’ve never dealt with your loneliness? Hmmm. >You know what they say, you are no longer afraid of death when you reconcile >with death. >What about loneliness?

What? I dunno what u meen? Watch my mental breakdown as it happens. http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/ I’m posting…be very afraid. http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." –Mahatma Gandhi If anything I’ve said seems useful to you, I’m glad. If not, don’t worry. Just forget all about it. His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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"Ms Pnoopie Pnats" wrote in message news:8ist80db118sttvkvuq2uud4oh4me184fk@4ax.com… > What? I dunno what u meen?

When you are no longer afraid to be alone .. that is the moment you become strong. More POWERFUL than you can IMAGINE. You need someone to show you the way. I learned these things when I was initiated into a higher order of sex magick circle. Lots of GROUP SEX. Really a wonderful experience for everyone, the men and the women in there. It’s been three weeks since I had sex and I am overworked at the office. I am getting cranky. The women there are really INCREDIBLE .. UNINHIBITED … FREE. I need to make the next scheduled "meeting". heehee Laife Laife

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"Steve Spry" <23…@unavailable.com> wrote in message

news:yxCjc.2238$rF.1631@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com… > The women there are really INCREDIBLE .. UNINHIBITED … > FREE.

Obvious this description leaves out all members of the OTO. har har har har Laife

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->A Human Being wrote: >> "F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message >> … >> > A Human Being wrote: >> > > "F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message >> > > … >> > > > When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. >> > > In what way do you feel powerful and why ? >> > The ability to *choose*; for once. >> You are not allowed/do not have the freedom to make your own choices >> in your everyday life? >> > > At last what? >> > At last being powerful i.e. being able to make a choice. >> Do you feel powerful only when you feel suicidal ? If so why and if >> not why? > There’s always so much pressure on me all the time. My superego is such >a tyrant with myself. He never lets me have fun or relax.

You need to loosen up. Maybe you are setting up very high standards to be a perfect person and screwing up life. >When I try to >rebel against Him, the best I can do is to do nothing at all (everything has >to be done perfectly, so if I do nothing, it’s not too bad), but still, He’s >there telling me all the time that I’m a criminal for being lazy and >procrastinating.

If you are single and lonely, who cares if you dont get things done on time. Its not like you are short of time, you have all the time in the world all to yourself. Darn, that is one of the great advantages of being shy and lonely. On a weekend I plan on getting 10 things done and Iam happy if I get one thing done. Its not the end of the world, things can be done later. Why finish something today if it can be put off until tomorrow ? >So there is no real escape. Often, the only choice seems suicide.

Maybe you need to change the way you think. Get rid of stupid super-ego, he is ruining your life. You are a normal human being, they are not meant to be perfect. Its all the little imperfections in people that makes them interesting. Whats the fun if every person you met were perfect ? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->But not today (today I’ve let Him win, so I’ve been busy doing >perfect things, so He’s not too unhappy with me today) > (thanks for caring)

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Interesting. Maybe you should give him an asswhoopin’? "F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message

news:408eedfd$0$22849$626a14ce@news.free.fr… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> There’s always so much pressure on me all the time. My superego is such > a tyrant with myself. He never lets me have fun or relax. When I try to > rebel against Him, the best I can do is to do nothing at all (everything has > to be done perfectly, so if I do nothing, it’s not too bad), but still, He’s > there telling me all the time that I’m a criminal for being lazy and > procrastinating. So there is no real escape. Often, the only choice seems > suicide. But not today (today I’ve let Him win, so I’ve been busy doing > perfect things, so He’s not too unhappy with me today) > (thanks for caring)

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Ahhh, so you’ve never dealt with your loneliness? Hmmm. You know what they say, you are no longer afraid of death when you reconcile with death. What about loneliness? "Ms Pnoopie Pnats" wrote in message news:qp7l801lbg565r0elqdk7ep7lknlf7uohj@4ax.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> True, at werk I am teh happiest persin u eber met > Watch my mental breakdown as it happens. > http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/ > I’m posting…be very afraid. > http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm > Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events. > "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." > –Mahatma Gandhi > If anything I’ve said seems useful to you, I’m glad. If not, don’t worry.

Just forget all about it. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> His Holiness > the Dalai Lama

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"F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message … > When I’m suicidal I feel powerful.

In what way do you feel powerful and why ? > At last.

At last what?

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A Human Being wrote: > "F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message > … > > When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. > In what way do you feel powerful and why ?

The ability to *choose*; for once. > > At last. > At last what?

At last being powerful i.e. being able to make a choice. — Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won’t seem to heal This pain is just too real There’s just too much that time cannot erase - Evanescence – My Immortal –

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"F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message … > A Human Being wrote: > > "F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message > > … > > > When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. > > In what way do you feel powerful and why ? > The ability to *choose*; for once.

You are not allowed/do not have the freedom to make your own choices in your everyday life? > > At last what? > At last being powerful i.e. being able to make a choice.

Do you feel powerful only when you feel suicidal ? If so why and if not why?

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -A Human Being wrote: > "F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message > … > > A Human Being wrote: > > > "F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message > > > … > > > > When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. > > > In what way do you feel powerful and why ? > > The ability to *choose*; for once. > You are not allowed/do not have the freedom to make your own choices > in your everyday life? > > > At last what? > > At last being powerful i.e. being able to make a choice. > Do you feel powerful only when you feel suicidal ? If so why and if > not why?

There’s always so much pressure on me all the time. My superego is such a tyrant with myself. He never lets me have fun or relax. When I try to rebel against Him, the best I can do is to do nothing at all (everything has to be done perfectly, so if I do nothing, it’s not too bad), but still, He’s there telling me all the time that I’m a criminal for being lazy and procrastinating. So there is no real escape. Often, the only choice seems suicide. But not today (today I’ve let Him win, so I’ve been busy doing perfect things, so He’s not too unhappy with me today) (thanks for caring)

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -DudeNEPhx1971 wrote: >>> When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. At last. >> One of the things that keeps me from committing suicide is the >> thought that the people that knew me and treated me like nothing >> would laugh and say meh, what a loser, figures that’s how he would >> end up. Staying alive and doing something with my life is a way of >> giving the middle finger to all those who’ve knocked me down. >> There would be one less nice guy in this world of jerks. > It takes time to get over the "what will others think of me" mode. > Most of the time, others arent thinking about your life, they have > their own shit going on in life. Do things for yourself, you should > be happy at things you do. You can be single and alone and still have > a happy life. A happy life is not measured by the number of friends > you have or if you have a girlf/wife/kids. One can get disappointed > with their life if they compare it with other’s life. And you dont > really know whats going on in their life, you only see the happy > side. Things do change over the course of time, you will have more > people in your life. Just be patient, enjoy each day. > cheers

Makes good sense to me. The things we have or have accomplished we tend to take for granted. For me that’s what spirituality is about – when anything becomes whole, it is [tended to be] perceived as nothing/unremarkable. And everything comes from nothing. – Michaela

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>> When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. At last. >>> One of the things that keeps me from committing suicide is the >>> thought that the people that knew me and treated me like nothing >>> would laugh and say meh, what a loser, figures that’s how he would >>> end up. Staying alive and doing something with my life is a way of >>> giving the middle finger to all those who’ve knocked me down. >>> There would be one less nice guy in this world of jerks. >> It takes time to get over the "what will others think of me" mode. >> Most of the time, others arent thinking about your life, they have >> their own shit going on in life. Do things for yourself, you should >> be happy at things you do. You can be single and alone and still have >> a happy life. A happy life is not measured by the number of friends >> you have or if you have a girlf/wife/kids.

A month ago I posted a thread on here saying happiness is measured by relationship with friends and loved ones or something…Ooops OK that post was about happiness with reference to money/status and relationships with friends/loved ones. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->One can get disappointed >> with their life if they compare it with other’s life. And you dont >> really know whats going on in their life, you only see the happy >> side. Things do change over the course of time, you will have more >> people in your life. Just be patient, enjoy each day. >> cheers >Makes good sense to me. >The things we have or have accomplished we tend to take for >granted. For me that’s what spirituality is about – when anything >becomes whole, it is [tended to be] perceived as nothing/unremarkable. >And everything comes from nothing. >- Michaela

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>> When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. At last. >One of the things that keeps me from committing suicide is the thought that >the people that knew me and treated me like nothing would laugh and say meh, >what a loser, figures that’s how he would end up. Staying alive and doing >something with my life is a way of giving the middle finger to all those >who’ve knocked me down. >There would be one less nice guy in this world of jerks.

It takes time to get over the "what will others think of me" mode. Most of the time, others arent thinking about your life, they have their own shit going on in life. Do things for yourself, you should be happy at things you do. You can be single and alone and still have a happy life. A happy life is not measured by the number of friends you have or if you have a girlf/wife/kids. One can get disappointed with their life if they compare it with other’s life. And you dont really know whats going on in their life, you only see the happy side. Things do change over the course of time, you will have more people in your life. Just be patient, enjoy each day. cheers

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On 24 Apr 2004 16:35:01 GMT, dudenephx1…@aol.com (DudeNEPhx1971) wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>> When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. At last. >>One of the things that keeps me from committing suicide is the thought that >>the people that knew me and treated me like nothing would laugh and say meh, >>what a loser, figures that’s how he would end up. Staying alive and doing >>something with my life is a way of giving the middle finger to all those >>who’ve knocked me down. >>There would be one less nice guy in this world of jerks. > It takes time to get over the "what will others think of me" mode. Most of the >time, others arent thinking about your life, they have their own shit going on >in life. Do things for yourself, you should be happy at things you do. You can >be single and alone and still have a happy life. > A happy life is not measured by the number of friends you have or if you have >a girlf/wife/kids. One can get disappointed with their life if they compare it >with other’s life. And you dont really know whats going on in their life, you >only see the happy side. Things do change over the course of time, you will >have more people in your life. Just be patient, enjoy each day. >cheers

True, at werk I am teh happiest persin u eber met Watch my mental breakdown as it happens. http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/ I’m posting…be very afraid. http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." –Mahatma Gandhi If anything I’ve said seems useful to you, I’m glad. If not, don’t worry. Just forget all about it. His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. At last. — Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won’t seem to heal This pain is just too real There’s just too much that time cannot erase - Evanescence – My Immortal –

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frank said > When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. At last.

An odd inversion. If suicide flits across my mind, it’s because I feel like the world’s power is too strong for me. Actually, I always feel like that, so why am I talkinf about it? — http://www.cassowarybuttons.com <— Buttons for everyone. My blogs: http://buttonmakersball.blogspot.com <–button making http://animeg.blogspot.com <–rants on everything

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"F.r.a.n.k." wrote in message

news:4089fe66$0$27010$626a14ce@news.free.fr… > When I’m suicidal I feel powerful. At last.

One of the things that keeps me from committing suicide is the thought that the people that knew me and treated me like nothing would laugh and say meh, what a loser, figures that’s how he would end up. Staying alive and doing something with my life is a way of giving the middle finger to all those who’ve knocked me down. There would be one less nice guy in this world of jerks. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Your face it haunts > My once pleasant dreams > Your voice it chased away > All the sanity in me > These wounds won’t seem to heal > This pain is just too real > There’s just too much that time cannot erase > - Evanescence – My Immortal –

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HOLY CRAP!

admin — Mon, 19 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

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> Well, we’re here, for what good it may do…

It does do good but unfortunately I only come here when I feel down. But damn I’m terrified of my own life, I keep becoming increasingly bitter and apathetic. I hate it. I’m turning into Darkfalz! When ‘friends’ get together with girls or guys I get so jealous its just not normal then it sets off a mood swing. I HATE who I’m becoming and its hard to fight it. "Little Monster" wrote in message

news:aa74630183e84184bb378003ece59103@news.teranews.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:15:51 +0100, the world was enlightented by Anon, > unto whom the words are attributed: > > A girl (yes a female!) brought me a present for no occasion too! I don’t > Wish people would do that for me :-/ > > Anyway things seem to be looking up, but still I feel alone. When one part > > of my loneliness seems to be getting better I dwell on the other part > > instead of thinking its better than it was before when you had neither > > parts. > Monsterre > — > Who stole my sig? Who stole it? > Own up, dammit!! It was YOU, wasn’t it?

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"Anon" wrote in message

news:4084d6f2$0$411$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com… > > Well, we’re here, for what good it may do… > It does do good but unfortunately I only come here when I feel down. > But damn I’m terrified of my own life, I keep becoming increasingly bitter > and apathetic. I hate it. I’m turning into Darkfalz! When ‘friends’ get > together with girls or guys I get so jealous its just not normal then it > sets off a mood swing. I HATE who I’m becoming and its hard to fight it.

Yeah I hate people too. I used to get disturbed by it feeling bitter and hoping something bad will happen to most people with girlfriends/ boyfriends or even just people with friends, but now I embrace my hatred towards the human race. I don’t even care what happens to me anymore. It’s cool not caring.

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> Yeah I hate people too. > I used to get disturbed by it feeling bitter and hoping something bad will > happen to most people with girlfriends/ boyfriends or even just people with > friends, but now I embrace my hatred towards the human race. > I don’t even care what happens to me anymore. > It’s cool not caring.

That’s what I don’t wanna turn into. I still don’t hate hate them. I get awful jealous but I can see myself becoming like that. Slowly but surely its gonna happen then I’ll never get a chance to be happy cause I’d be too bitter to find anyone. "Victor" wrote in message

news:c62mt7$1bh$1@lust.ihug.co.nz… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Anon" wrote in message > news:4084d6f2$0$411$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com… > > > Well, we’re here, for what good it may do… > > It does do good but unfortunately I only come here when I feel down. > > But damn I’m terrified of my own life, I keep becoming increasingly bitter > > and apathetic. I hate it. I’m turning into Darkfalz! When ‘friends’ get > > together with girls or guys I get so jealous its just not normal then it > > sets off a mood swing. I HATE who I’m becoming and its hard to fight it.

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On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 08:53:09 +0100, the world was enlightented by Anon, unto whom the words are attributed: >> Well, we’re here, for what good it may do… > It does do good but unfortunately I only come here when I feel down. > But damn I’m terrified of my own life, I keep becoming increasingly bitter > and apathetic. I hate it. I’m turning into Darkfalz! When ‘friends’ get > together with girls or guys I get so jealous its just not normal then it > sets off a mood swing. I HATE who I’m becoming and its hard to fight it.

Sounds like you need to get out more – I mean in the day-time, on your own, away from people sense. Seriously, communing with nature does you a power of good, clears your head. Go for long walks on your own, not expecting or inviting any contact with anyone, and don’t permit yourself to think about people either. Take an interest in your surroundings, listen to the birds, see enjoy what you see around you. Above all, don’t let it become a chore, because that will just create something else for you to become bitter about. Other thing is, you put "friends" in quote marks, to me that implies you don’t really think of them as friends. Maybe you’d be better off not associating with them so much? Spend more time in the company of strangers – after all, they are merely friends you haven’t met yet… Monster — Who stole my sig? Who stole it? Own up, dammit!! It was YOU, wasn’t it?

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> Other thing is, you put "friends" in quote > marks, to me that implies you don’t really think of them as friends. > Maybe you’d be better off not associating with them so much

I don’t hang round with anyone when I’m on holiday at all. That’s what drives me crazy nothing to do with anyone. The reason I say ‘friends’ is that they’re ‘fun’ friends. You do things with them not talk to them about serious stuff. I do like going for long walks it does clear your mind I’ll do it more when I get the time it does sound like a good idea. Got a nice forest near me too (hopefully I won’t get lost in it!). Spending time with strangers ain’t really an option, I’m far too shy and socially inept. "Little Monster" wrote in message

news:c00d2b20cab8f0a50ee0af06d2814470@news.teranews.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> On Tue, 20 Apr 2004 08:53:09 +0100, the world was enlightented by Anon, > unto whom the words are attributed: > >> Well, we’re here, for what good it may do… > > It does do good but unfortunately I only come here when I feel down. > > But damn I’m terrified of my own life, I keep becoming increasingly bitter > > and apathetic. I hate it. I’m turning into Darkfalz! When ‘friends’ get > > together with girls or guys I get so jealous its just not normal then it > > sets off a mood swing. I HATE who I’m becoming and its hard to fight it. > Sounds like you need to get out more – I mean in the day-time, on your > own, away from people sense. Seriously, communing with nature does you a > power of good, clears your head. Go for long walks on your own, not > expecting or inviting any contact with anyone, and don’t permit yourself > to think about people either. Take an interest in your surroundings, > listen to the birds, see enjoy what you see around you. Above all, don’t > let it become a chore, because that will just create something else for > you to become bitter about. ? Spend more > time in the company of strangers – after all, they are merely friends you > haven’t met yet… > Monster > — > Who stole my sig? Who stole it? > Own up, dammit!! It was YOU, wasn’t it?

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news:40851642$0$80552$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > Yeah I hate people too. > > I used to get disturbed by it feeling bitter and hoping something bad will > > happen to most people with girlfriends/ boyfriends or even just people > with > > friends, but now I embrace my hatred towards the human race. > > I don’t even care what happens to me anymore. > > It’s cool not caring. > That’s what I don’t wanna turn into. > I still don’t hate hate them. I get awful jealous but I can see myself > becoming like that. Slowly but surely its gonna happen then I’ll never get a > chance to be happy cause I’d be too bitter to find anyone.

It’s no big deal. If it happens, it happens. Most people out there would rather kill you and steal your wallet than tell you the time when you ask anyway so you have good reason to hate them. It must be something like 95% of the human population is evil. You’ll simply be avoiding those evil people who would screw you over. I had some religious nut babbling about god come around the other day and even he said that god had abandoned earth and that the devil is in control. Explains alot. Anyway, seeya. Good luck.

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On Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:15:51 +0100, the world was enlightented by Anon, unto whom the words are attributed: > A girl (yes a female!) brought me a present for no occasion too! I don’t

Wish people would do that for me :-/ > Anyway things seem to be looking up, but still I feel alone. When one part > of my loneliness seems to be getting better I dwell on the other part > instead of thinking its better than it was before when you had neither > parts.

Well, we’re here, for what good it may do… Monsterre — Who stole my sig? Who stole it? Own up, dammit!! It was YOU, wasn’t it?

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> When is/was your birthday? i was going to send you a card just to let you > know someone was thinking of you but two things stopped me. Your email addy > doesn’t look real and being that i am a guy i thought it might be seen in > the wrong light

Thanks for the kind offer But as I’ve said before when I was whining about not having a friend to write something about me for my high school year book and got some kind person offering that they’d write something up I could submit; its just not the same. But thanks anyway if you were a chick I’d say its sweet you offered….. but in this case that would be gay "fallout" wrote in message

news:f7Sgc.171820$JO3.100901@attbi_s04… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Hi Anon, i’m happy for you and hope the gift is something very cool or > sweet. . > In any case a happy belated birthday and please continue to post and let > us/me know how the gifting turns out. > Take care Anon, stay safe. > tom > "Anon" wrote in message > news:4083c348$0$13937$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com… > > A girl (yes a female!) brought me a present for no occasion too! I don’t > > know what it is yet. But this is the first time anyone has brought me > > anything (non family and after the age of 10 when I stopped having ‘kiddy’ > > birthday parties). > > I felt so happy when she told me. > > It reminded me, however, of how bad its been. I was thinking on my 16th > > birthday a friend sent me an e-card. And since my birthday is in the > school > > holidays no one remembers (since I never celebrated it). The card was > really > > funny and I was touched that someone thought of me who was non family. > Every > > single birthday since I’ve thought of that card. But haven’t got any cards > > (apart from family of course). > > But anyway my 18th birthday was a joke. I seriously can’t even remember > it. > > All I remember is dredging it for 2 years before it because family would > be > > asking what I’m gonna do for it and not knowing what to say. The one thing > I > > can remember is going to bed being glad it was over. I’m pretty much gonna > > be like that for my 21st probably. > > My most recent birthday I can’t remember either. God damn sad. Just > another > > day in the year. > > I hope next birthday I get some cards from new ‘friends’ I’ve made and get > > to go out too. > > Anyway things seem to be looking up, but still I feel alone. When one part > > of my loneliness seems to be getting better I dwell on the other part > > instead of thinking its better than it was before when you had neither > > parts.

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A girl (yes a female!) brought me a present for no occasion too! I don’t know what it is yet. But this is the first time anyone has brought me anything (non family and after the age of 10 when I stopped having ‘kiddy’ birthday parties). I felt so happy when she told me. It reminded me, however, of how bad its been. I was thinking on my 16th birthday a friend sent me an e-card. And since my birthday is in the school holidays no one remembers (since I never celebrated it). The card was really funny and I was touched that someone thought of me who was non family. Every single birthday since I’ve thought of that card. But haven’t got any cards (apart from family of course). But anyway my 18th birthday was a joke. I seriously can’t even remember it. All I remember is dredging it for 2 years before it because family would be asking what I’m gonna do for it and not knowing what to say. The one thing I can remember is going to bed being glad it was over. I’m pretty much gonna be like that for my 21st probably. My most recent birthday I can’t remember either. God damn sad. Just another day in the year. I hope next birthday I get some cards from new ‘friends’ I’ve made and get to go out too. Anyway things seem to be looking up, but still I feel alone. When one part of my loneliness seems to be getting better I dwell on the other part instead of thinking its better than it was before when you had neither parts.

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Hi Anon, i’m happy for you and hope the gift is something very cool or sweet. When is/was your birthday? i was going to send you a card just to let you know someone was thinking of you but two things stopped me. Your email addy doesn’t look real and being that i am a guy i thought it might be seen in the wrong light. In any case a happy belated birthday and please continue to post and let us/me know how the gifting turns out. Take care Anon, stay safe. tom "Anon" wrote in message

news:4083c348$0$13937$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> A girl (yes a female!) brought me a present for no occasion too! I don’t > know what it is yet. But this is the first time anyone has brought me > anything (non family and after the age of 10 when I stopped having ‘kiddy’ > birthday parties). > I felt so happy when she told me. > It reminded me, however, of how bad its been. I was thinking on my 16th > birthday a friend sent me an e-card. And since my birthday is in the school > holidays no one remembers (since I never celebrated it). The card was really > funny and I was touched that someone thought of me who was non family. Every > single birthday since I’ve thought of that card. But haven’t got any cards > (apart from family of course). > But anyway my 18th birthday was a joke. I seriously can’t even remember it. > All I remember is dredging it for 2 years before it because family would be > asking what I’m gonna do for it and not knowing what to say. The one thing I > can remember is going to bed being glad it was over. I’m pretty much gonna > be like that for my 21st probably. > My most recent birthday I can’t remember either. God damn sad. Just another > day in the year. > I hope next birthday I get some cards from new ‘friends’ I’ve made and get > to go out too. > Anyway things seem to be looking up, but still I feel alone. When one part > of my loneliness seems to be getting better I dwell on the other part > instead of thinking its better than it was before when you had neither > parts.

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failure

admin — Thu, 15 Apr 2004 00:00:00 +0000

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x-no-archive: yes plse scroll for dialogue

x-no-archive: yes i’m not offended just confused about what you think is scary and why you think i will understand because i don’t but i would be happy to read about why or the explaining or whatever You said, "In thrpy I work on eliminating those barriers." That sounds close enough to int*gration to be scary. We think we need more barriers and work on making them stronger. We know there are others here who feel the same way and thought you would have been aware of them.

sure, i know that some people think that the "i" thing is to be avoided. also, it seems to me that some regard it, or the suggestion of it, as a sort of political oppression of people who dissociate. i’m not picking a fight w/ anyone. i’m just saying that i don’t enjoy being dissociative. it hinders me in accomplishment of my goals, it wastes a lot of my time, and it confuses me. but, those being my feelings about my state of mind, aren’t intended to scare anyone, nor are they meant to imply that others should share them. i sometimes feel that groups of people who dissociate sometimes get together and create a sort of cult around the whole phenomenon. i don’t want to be any part of that. i just want to get my mind organized and focused and continue with my work. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – and please in the future whenever you write anything to me here or write anything that includes anything that i’ve written already please use the no archive thing first because someone stalks me here and uses stuff i say to hurt me it has happened more than once i know that the no archive thing doesn’t keep me totally safe but i do know that by using it my words will disappear after a little while giving the person who hurt me and can still hurt me less chance of doing so unless someboday saves the words for that person which is something else that i get afraid of sometimes but i can only limit myself so much in fear Now I’m confused. This message and the one I’m replying to both had an "X-No-Archive: Yes" header. I have double checked just now, and it’s not on Google. Our program automatically adds that header whenever it’s replying to one with it set. We might forget, but the program never does.

okay. i can’t see it, but i believe you. i haven’t checked the archives recently. thanks for telling me. but please, anyway, please use it We did.

really, i believe you trill – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – jp trill x-no-archive: yes Once I explained my d.i.d. to someone who was argumentative about not being able to understand it like this: "Just as you are able to hold more than one opinion in your mind at one time and contemplate them all in order to choose one or meld them or decide or something like that, so do I, only I have a problem of having barriers in my own consciousness that prevent me from realizing all of my different opinions and consequent behaviors. In thrpy I work on eliminating those barriers." I find this insightful, interesting, and (if you will not be offended) a little scary. Not bad scary, and I think you can understand? jp trill someone inside reacted strongly to one thing you said, so we didn’t finish reading. gonna try to get that person to talk. think it’s a kid.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – x-no-archive: yes plse scroll for dialogue x-no-archive: yes i’m not offended just confused about what you think is scary and why you think i will understand because i don’t but i would be happy to read about why or the explaining or whatever You said, "In thrpy I work on eliminating those barriers." That sounds close enough to int*gration to be scary. We think we need more barriers and work on making them stronger. We know there are others here who feel the same way and thought you would have been aware of them. sure, i know that some people think that the "i" thing is to be avoided. also, it seems to me that some regard it, or the suggestion of it, as a sort of political oppression of people who dissociate. i’m not picking a fight w/ anyone. i’m just saying that i don’t enjoy being dissociative. it hinders me in accomplishment of my goals, it wastes a lot of my time, and it confuses me. but, those being my feelings about my state of mind, aren’t intended to scare anyone, nor are they meant to imply that others should share them. i sometimes feel that groups of people who dissociate sometimes get together and create a sort of cult around the whole phenomenon. i don’t want to be any part of that. i just want to get my mind organized and focused and continue with my work.

Well, I don’t know about any of that. You wrote me something I found insightful and a bit scary, and I that’s all I really meant. I didn’t think you would mean to scare or whatever, because you strike me as a basically decent person. The "i" thing scares us because some here h*te themselves and/or fear a concept of self so much. jp – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – and please in the future whenever you write anything to me here or write anything that includes anything that i’ve written already please use the no archive thing first because someone stalks me here and uses stuff i say to hurt me it has happened more than once i know that the no archive thing doesn’t keep me totally safe but i do know that by using it my words will disappear after a little while giving the person who hurt me and can still hurt me less chance of doing so unless someboday saves the words for that person which is something else that i get afraid of sometimes but i can only limit myself so much in fear Now I’m confused. This message and the one I’m replying to both had an "X-No-Archive: Yes" header. I have double checked just now, and it’s not on Google. Our program automatically adds that header whenever it’s replying to one with it set. We might forget, but the program never does. okay. i can’t see it, but i believe you. i haven’t checked the archives recently. thanks for telling me.

Does your newsreader have an "original message/format" or "view all headers" option? If you click that you’ll see all kinds of technical gobbledygook including our xna-ing. JL

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Here's my pic, what do you think?

admin — Sun, 29 Feb 2004 00:00:00 +0000

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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 22:51:28 +0000, the world was enlightented by Metal, unto whom the words are attributed: > Ms Pnoopie Pnats wrote on Sun, 29 > Feb 2004 20:47:43 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: >> beware those of us hoo are photoshop expertz. Teh pic wuz dark and >> I could barelee see u but nowe teh picture looks berry clear. > I’ve cleared it up a little bit. Take another look.

Uhh, yup, good looking, left eye a bit wonky, if you were a girl I’d fancy you. Monster — Of course I can’t! I’m British. www.the-monstruum.co.uk

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On 29 Feb 2004 22:51:28 GMT, Metal wrote: >Ms Pnoopie Pnats wrote on Sun, 29 >Feb 2004 20:47:43 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: >> beware those of us hoo are photoshop expertz. Teh pic wuz dark and >> I could barelee see u but nowe teh picture looks berry clear. >I’ve cleared it up a little bit. Take another look.

yep u look fine. Watch my mental breakdown as it happens. http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/ I’m posting…be very afraid. http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." –Mahatma Gandhi If anything I’ve said seems useful to you, I’m glad. If not, don’t worry. Just forget all about it. His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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Little Monster wrote in message … > On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, the world was enlightented by > Darkfalz, unto whom the words are attributed: > > "Metal" wrote in message > > news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > > Darkfalz: > > You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. > I don’t agree, df, Brad Pitt is what women fantasise about, but being > rational human beings (well, sometimes) they set more realistic goals for > their actual conquests. > I think Metal is a regular looking, even good-looking, guy. Obviously it > is something else the girls don’t like….

I agree with Monster. Metal’s looks are not a problem for him at all. The caveat: Grooming and clothes make a difference. By clothes I don’t mean expensive GQ clothes, but washed and ironed and in reasonably good taste. There wasn’t anything wrong in the picture. Dark ignores the fact there’s millions and millions of women and one Brad Pitt. I could stand to pick from the remainder. Nicole Kidman turns me on, too, but it sure wouldn’t stop me from falling for a mere mortal woman (and as far as looks go, I’m not hard to please)

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I want to tear you apart Don On 29 Feb 2004 19:04:24 GMT, Metal wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >think? >http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >(13 KB)

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"Darkfalz" wrote in message … > "Metal" wrote in message > news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > > think? > > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg

Not a bad looking guy. You could try to be clean shaven, or do something different with your hair. Smile more… or try differet clothes. KC

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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 19:30:49 GMT, "Steve Spry" <23…@unavailable.com> wrote: >You are a darn good looking guy. You do need to smile though. >Laife

I agree, he’s cute. A better haircut (that straight zip across your forehead doesn’t work) and a nice smile will make all the difference. lm (female)

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Metal wrote… > > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > > think? > > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg

If that picture is an accurate representation then facial looks are not a problem in your case. Start looking elsewhere for reasons for your lack of success with women (assuming that this (lack of success with women) -is- the issue here).

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Insert Pseudonym Here wrote on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 20:46:19 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: > If you’re looking to change something about your appearance, I’d > say to do something with your hair. Make it look, uhh…, bigger. > Curlier.

You should’ve seen me before I got a haircut. My hair was… huge.

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"M" wrote on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 22:18:46 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: > yeah, i think you look good too.

Thanks… I guess.

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"franco@grex" wrote in message

news:c1tgas$1mcgik$1@ID-152646.news.uni-berlin.de… > Darkfalz wrote… > >You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. > What about George Clooney, Mel Gibson or Daniel-Day Lewis etc…? It takes all > kinds.

It’s whatever they think they want, it’s up to us to convince them it us they want. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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"Ms Pnoopie Pnats" wrote in message news:uqj440pc0kvd4md5lcnh9c55fq6gq45713@4ax.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> On 29 Feb 2004 19:04:24 GMT, Metal wrote: > >I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > >like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > >think? > >http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > >(13 KB) > beware those of us hoo are photoshop expertz. Teh pic wuz dark and I could > barelee see u but nowe teh picture looks berry clear. > U look attractibe to me. nice even features etc.

yeah, i think you look good too.

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"Darkfalz" wrote on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 19:13:22 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: > You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.

Oh, come on…

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> You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.

I want Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions (not her skinny self now) or this chick I loved in high school but I’ll settle for second best in looks. Its the same with women. Walk down the street, you see Brad Pitt on every chicks arm? "Darkfalz" wrote in message

news:c1tdkp$1mbrge$1@ID-108208.news.uni-berlin.de… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Metal" wrote in message > news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > > think? > > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > > (13 KB)

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>>"Metal" wrote in message news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… >>>… Girls never seem to like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you think? >>>http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, "Darkfalz" wrote: >>You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. Solitary Soul wrote: > Then the only guys who are having intimate relationships with MOTOS look like Brad Pitt, right?

Ey! You noticed that too? Great eyes blink alike. :-

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"Ms Pnoopie Pnats" wrote in message news:elj440p199uqtogoq6beq5emi8sn30mjp8@4ax.com… > anyone who spendz tyme at teh local walmart will no that even teh ugliestt guys > can get hooked up.

wat happenz at the local walmart? Maybe I canz chez out ze action. Laife

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news:76j440tndbmsb288bgpm8olf30efclie2g@4ax.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, "Darkfalz" wrote: > >"Metal" wrote in message > >news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > >> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > >> like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > >> think? > >> http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > >> (13 KB) > >You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. > Then the only guys who are having intimate relationships with MOTOS > look like Brad Pitt, right?

Yeah .. I think you are right. Laife – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Solitary Soul -> http://users3.ev1.net/~solitarysoul/ > —————————————————– > In my experience, there is no excuse for thinking positively. > – ASStagon

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Metal wrote in news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@ 130.133.1.4: > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > think? > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > (13 KB)

If you’re looking to change something about your appearance, I’d say to do something with your hair. Make it look, uhh…, bigger. Curlier.

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On 29 Feb 2004 19:04:24 GMT, Metal wrote: >I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >think? >http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >(13 KB)

beware those of us hoo are photoshop expertz. Teh pic wuz dark and I could barelee see u but nowe teh picture looks berry clear. U look attractibe to me. nice even features etc. Watch my mental breakdown as it happens. http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/ I’m posting…be very afraid. http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." –Mahatma Gandhi If anything I’ve said seems useful to you, I’m glad. If not, don’t worry. Just forget all about it. His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 14:35:27 -0600, Solitary Soul wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, "Darkfalz" wrote: >>"Metal" wrote in message >>news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… >>> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >>> like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >>> think? >>> http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >>> (13 KB) >>You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. >Then the only guys who are having intimate relationships with MOTOS >look like Brad Pitt, right?

anyone who spendz tyme at teh local walmart will no that even teh ugliestt guys can get hooked up. Watch my mental breakdown as it happens. http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/ I’m posting…be very afraid. http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." –Mahatma Gandhi If anything I’ve said seems useful to you, I’m glad. If not, don’t worry. Just forget all about it. His Holiness the Dalai Lama

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"Metal" wrote in message

news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > think? > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > (13 KB)

Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko.

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Darkfalz wrote… >You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.

What about George Clooney, Mel Gibson or Daniel-Day Lewis etc…? It takes all kinds.

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On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, "Darkfalz" wrote: >"Metal" wrote in message >news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… >> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >> like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >> think? >> http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >> (13 KB) >You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.

Then the only guys who are having intimate relationships with MOTOS look like Brad Pitt, right? Solitary Soul -> http://users3.ev1.net/~solitarysoul/ —————————————————– In my experience, there is no excuse for thinking positively. – ASStagon

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You are a darn good looking guy. You do need to smile though. Laife "Metal" wrote in message

news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > think? > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > (13 KB)

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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, the world was enlightented by Darkfalz, unto whom the words are attributed: > "Metal" wrote in message > news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… >> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >> like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >> think? >> http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >> (13 KB) > You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.

I don’t agree, df, Brad Pitt is what women fantasise about, but being rational human beings (well, sometimes) they set more realistic goals for their actual conquests. I think Metal is a regular looking, even good-looking, guy. Obviously it is something else the girls don’t like…. Monster — Of course I can! I’m British. www.the-monstruum.co.uk

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"Metal" wrote in message

You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.

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Being single is nice

admin — Tue, 10 Feb 2004 00:00:00 +0000

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I must be unusual,

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Were you supposed to let the cat out of the bag? Bad, bad, Kristie!! -5 for you, and I’ll take it off of your cumulative average. But don’t worry, you’ll still pass….if you’re nice. :-) – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I must be unusual,

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YooperBoyka said… Do bodies of different mass fall at the same rate (tested by father-son bungee jumping)? More like experimenting with things that go boom… ever built a potato gun (hypothetically speaking, of course)?

Ahem… okay, we’ve been known to do similar things as well. Casey Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

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Good things to say about being single. – You get to watch whatever stupid movie you want. – You can leave your socks on the floor without getting into a 3 day fight. – You can leave some dishes in the sink without getting dirty looks. – You don’t have to put up with the screaming and nagging and insults. – You can devote as much desk space to your hobbies as you want. – You can do your hobbies whenever you want. – You can have whatever hobbies you want. – You can laugh at newlyweds who think they’re in love and thing, 50% of them will be divorced. – You can do whatever science experiments with your son that you want. — Say no to fixed width tables. They look terrible in all browsers.

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Good things to say about being single. – You can laugh at newlyweds who think they’re in love and thing, 50% of them will be divorced.

(think?) You don’t have to stop at newlyweds, just look at your neighbors and think "yeah, you have young kids, but in a few years, POW!!!" Since we live in a cul-de-sac, you start by pointing at a house and say, "divorce, no-divorce, divorce, no-divorce…"

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Good things to say about being single. – You can laugh at newlyweds who think they’re in love and thing, 50% of them will be divorced. (think?) You don’t have to stop at newlyweds, just look at your neighbors and think "yeah, you have young kids, but in a few years, POW!!!" Since we live in a cul-de-sac, you start by pointing at a house and say, "divorce, no-divorce, divorce, no-divorce…"

That is a good start. Then you could get in your car and go to the next street and the next til you finish the whole city. What a life you guys lead.

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You don’t have to stop at newlyweds, just look at your neighbors and think "yeah, you have young kids, but in a few years, POW!!!" Since we live in a cul-de-sac, you start by pointing at a house and say, "divorce, no-divorce, divorce, no-divorce…"

Heh! Good one! I never thought it would be me getting divorced though. — Say no to fixed width tables. They look terrible in all browsers.

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True. I have been divorced since 1996 and I can honestly say I am having a great time as a single guy. The mental freedom is unbelievable. I really do not think I will ever live with anybody again, who knows, but I really doubt it. Being able to do things without seeking approval from the spouse is great. I know some people would ask, ‘don’t you get lonely?’. Well, I believe, loneliness is a state of mind and I can, hand on heart, say I have never felt lonely – one can have physical company and still feel lonely. You can speak on the phone to whoever you want for as long as you want You can stay out as long as you want without having to answer the question, ‘what time do you call this’? You can spend as time as you want with your friends You can go to bed any time you want. You can have your dinner whenever you want, without fear of it getting ‘cold’ You don’t have to argue if you don’t want to.. hehe – its great fun.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Good things to say about being single. – You get to watch whatever stupid movie you want. – You can leave your socks on the floor without getting into a 3 day fight. – You can leave some dishes in the sink without getting dirty looks. – You don’t have to put up with the screaming and nagging and insults. – You can devote as much desk space to your hobbies as you want. – You can do your hobbies whenever you want. – You can have whatever hobbies you want. – You can laugh at newlyweds who think they’re in love and thing, 50% of them will be divorced. – You can do whatever science experiments with your son that you want. — Say no to fixed width tables. They look terrible in all browsers.

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You can stay out as long as you want without having to answer the question, ‘what time do you call this’?

Very much a side issue – thinking about that question literally Answer: "Well me and everyone else in this time zone call it 3am. What time do _you_ call this?" Hmm – maybe I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Megs.

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Charles said… A man said… – You can do whatever science experiments with your son that you want.

This is no small deal. My son and I are rather… adventurous with our experiments. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – True. I have been divorced since 1996 and I can honestly say I am having a great time as a single guy. The mental freedom is unbelievable. I really do not think I will ever live with anybody again, who knows, but I really doubt it. Being able to do things without seeking approval from the spouse is great. I know some people would ask, ‘don’t you get lonely?’. Well, I believe, loneliness is a state of mind and I can, hand on heart, say I have never felt lonely – one can have physical company and still feel lonely. You can speak on the phone to whoever you want for as long as you want You can stay out as long as you want without having to answer the question, ‘what time do you call this’? You can spend as time as you want with your friends You can go to bed any time you want. You can have your dinner whenever you want, without fear of it getting ‘cold’ You don’t have to argue if you don’t want to.. hehe – its great fun.

I’ll have to admit, these things grow on you (well, me) over time. Casey (who was out rather late and had to explain that to no one)

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Charles said… A man said… – You can do whatever science experiments with your son that you want. This is no small deal. My son and I are rather… adventurous with our experiments.

Boiling point of sons versus fathers? Do bodies of different mass fall at the same rate (tested by father-son bungee jumping)? — Robert Grumbine http://www.radix.net/~bobg/ Science faqs and amateur activities notes and links. Sagredo (Galileo Galilei) "You present these recondite matters with too much evidence and ease; this great facility makes them less appreciated than they would be had they been presented in a more abstruse manner." Two New Sciences

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[large snip] You don’t have to argue if you don’t want to.. hehe – its great fun.

Uh. Maybe this is one to practice while single, but it is even more wonderful if you carry it into your marriage. You never have to argue if you don’t want to, married, single, or in between. One of the helpful things in our couples counselling was seeing the counsellor demonstrate this. A fairly routine line from the counsellor was "That’s not what I heard. What I heard was …" My ex would then launch in to full argument mode, and the counsellor would just repeat the statement, or, sometimes, just let it stand as was. In any case, no elaborations. The thing is, the statement is inarguable (not that my ex didn’t try) and by standing on the original, inarguable, statement without elaboration no fuel was provided for the argument. Not that this stopped my ex, but it showed me how much easier it was on the person who not my ex. Among other good things, it kept you from following down the unproductive argument trail she was trying to suck you down. As you all know, I’m highly averse to argumentation in the first place, so this was a very easy lesson for me to learn. — Robert Grumbine http://www.radix.net/~bobg/ Science faqs and amateur activities notes and links. Sagredo (Galileo Galilei) "You present these recondite matters with too much evidence and ease; this great facility makes them less appreciated than they would be had they been presented in a more abstruse manner." Two New Sciences

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As you all know, I’m highly averse to argumentation in the first place, so this was a very easy lesson for me to learn.

No you’re not! You love to argue. C’mon, admit it! …Plus, you breathe funny.

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Robert Grumbine said… Charles said… A man said… – You can do whatever science experiments with your son that you want. This is no small deal. My son and I are rather… adventurous with our experiments. Boiling point of sons versus fathers? Do bodies of different mass fall at the same rate (tested by father-son bungee jumping)?

More like experimenting with things that go boom… ever built a potato gun (hypothetically speaking, of course)? Casey Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

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I must be unusual, because all the things on the "single" list were things I enjoyed even when I wasn’t single. Maybe I had an untraditional relationship….I didn’t "ask permission" or worry about being judged (nor about washing dishes). and of course, I have all the same benefits now that I’m single, along with a few more. sooooo…..no complaints…except for….. Charles said… A man said… – You can do whatever science experiments with your son that you want. This is no small deal. My son and I are rather… adventurous with our experiments. True. I have been divorced since 1996 and I can honestly say I am having a great time as a single guy. The mental freedom is unbelievable. I really do not think I will ever live with anybody again, who knows, but I really doubt it. Being able to do things without seeking approval from the spouse is great. I know some people would ask, ‘don’t you get lonely?’. Well, I believe, loneliness is a state of mind and I can, hand on heart, say I have never felt lonely – one can have physical company and still feel lonely. You can speak on the phone to whoever you want for as long as you want You can stay out as long as you want without having to answer the question, ‘what time do you call this’? You can spend as time as you want with your friends You can go to bed any time you want. You can have your dinner whenever you want, without fear of it getting ‘cold’ You don’t have to argue if you don’t want to.. hehe – its great fun. I’ll have to admit, these things grow on you (well, me) over time. Casey (who was out rather late and had to explain that to no one)

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Do bodies of different mass fall at the same rate (tested by father-son bungee jumping)? More like experimenting with things that go boom… ever built a potato gun (hypothetically speaking, of course)?

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As you all know, I’m highly averse to argumentation in the first place, so this was a very easy lesson for me to learn. No you’re not! You love to argue. C’mon, admit it!

Do Not! …Plus, you breathe funny.

Oh, this is abuse. Argumentation is down the hall, on your right.

yep. *I do have to go, from time to time, for the award for post that causes the most keyboards and monitors to have to be washed. — Robert Grumbine http://www.radix.net/~bobg/ Science faqs and amateur activities notes and links. Sagredo (Galileo Galilei) "You present these recondite matters with too much evidence and ease; this great facility makes them less appreciated than they would be had they been presented in a more abstruse manner." Two New Sciences

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Zoe is hereby banished from this group(Yes, i know it is Christmas)

admin — Tue, 23 Dec 2003 00:00:00 +0000

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>Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot >control myself.

is robertmaasjunior inside of it? i’ll go! – k i t z – what does an evil lord have to do around here to get freakin’ fell beasts with laser beams on their heads?! http://spinning_plates.tripod.com

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i love zoe, and you’re an idiot. go fuck yerseff! – k i t z – what does an evil lord have to do around here to get freakin’ fell beasts with laser beams on their heads?! http://spinning_plates.tripod.com

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>zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have been >banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when I got >banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. >-phy

*giggle* – k i t z – what does an evil lord have to do around here to get freakin’ fell beasts with laser beams on their heads?! http://spinning_plates.tripod.com

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> From: grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr)

Oh no, just when I was starting to appreciate her http://www.google.com/groups?selm=u35Gb.1861%2485.32%40www.newsranger… explicit description of how she masturbates. She turns me on!

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"eerie rodent of unusual size & typing ability" wrote in news:Xns945B688112C2CfreakingA@68.6.19.6: > Was referring to a post by phy, but I agree, being "banned" by any of > these fruitcakes is probably a sign of good mental health.

I never said anything about getting banned by my isp. I did get banished by BHP or one of his groupies though. I wonder if he weilds this much power in real life? -phy

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phy wrote in news:Xns945BA1B6E1268phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: > "eerie rodent of unusual size & typing ability" > wrote in news:Xns945B688112C2CfreakingA@68.6.19.6: >> Was referring to a post by phy, but I agree, being "banned" by any of >> these fruitcakes is probably a sign of good mental health. > I never said anything about getting banned by my isp. I did get > banished by BHP or one of his groupies though. I wonder if he weilds > this much power in real life? > -phy

I hear he’s forging some rings in his spare time…

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phy wrote: > "eerie rodent of unusual size & typing ability" wrote > in news:Xns945B688112C2CfreakingA@68.6.19.6: >>Was referring to a post by phy, but I agree, being "banned" by any of >>these fruitcakes is probably a sign of good mental health. > I never said anything about getting banned by my isp. I did get banished by > BHP or one of his groupies though. I wonder if he weilds this much power in > real life?

Maybe he thinks if he killfiles someone, no one can read them? -M

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>I hear he’s forging some rings in his spare time…

i dunno. we shire folk haven’t heard much. and my old gaffer would know. – k i t z – what does an evil lord have to do around here to get freakin’ fell beasts with laser beams on their heads?! http://spinning_plates.tripod.com

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -z…@pacific.net wrote in message … > In article <33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2…@posting.google.com>, robertmaasjr > says… > >Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level > >of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness > >would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated > >the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins > >like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the > >contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s > >address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills > >me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the > >irony.) > I already have a razor. In fact, I shaved my armpits and legs in the shower this > morning. I like to get the shower all steamy.

I get the feeling that if someone asked you about the weather, Zoe, you’d somehow turn the conversation around to how you’ve masturbated with a thermometer.

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In article , phy says… >grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in >news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: >zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have been >banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when I got >banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. >-phy

It was alot less brutal. {z}

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z…@pacific.net wrote in news:7rkGb.3509$85.16@www.newsranger.com: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> In article , eerie rodent of > unusual size & typing ability says… >>phy wrote in >>news:Xns945B5213C7505phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: >>> grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in >>> news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: >>> zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to >>> have been banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I >>> know when I got banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost >>> my cherry. >>> -phy >>So you were joshin’? Thought someone complained to your ISP or >>something…that’s how I got banned from the MST3K newsgroups. All >>because I said Buffy should die. > Yes, it was quite an honor.

Was referring to a post by phy, but I agree, being "banned" by any of these fruitcakes is probably a sign of good mental health. >Like a Christmas present. Cant you see me > blushing? I can pretend to be virginal and innocent if you like. {z}

So when do I get the skinny snaps? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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z…@pacific.net wrote in news:ihkGb.3506$85.186@www.newsranger.com: >>He is as pure as the driven snow. That just drives you insane with >>jealousy. > Only in that I wish I was a 19 year old virgin. But I am not. I am a > 24 year old ex-call girl, model, stripper, and porn actress. I am not > jealous of his psychosis. Being a virgin does not make anyone pure. No > one who hates for the joy of hating is pure.

For what it’s worth there’s precious little joy in it if any. Unless one is a total psycho, which does not seem to be the case with guys like DF. More in the waiting-to-explode category. >>Don’t forget to shave your wrists. I know you want to. It’s so >>depressing over Christmas. > I did that once. I tried to kill myself. I wear bracelets to hide the > scars. I almost died. But I dont want to kill myself anymore. I like > being alive. You know, how simple things suddenly become so incredibly > beautiful.

Or terrifying, like a lightning storm above the treeline. >Like the rain. I do envy the people who have happy families > and stable lives. I wait on them in the restaurant and you can just > feel all the love between them.

That’s gotta’ be under 2% of families, really. > I like walking around and seeing all the christmas lights. Seeing the > people. I bought gifts for my sister and her kids. They are my only > real family.

This reminds me of a rather sad story I read in the Times a few years back… > Do you really live in Vancouver? (That is so funny!)

Mmmmm, Vancouver…parliament…funkadelics…

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He is as pure as the driven snow. That just drives you insane with jealousy. Don’t forget to shave your wrists. I know you want to. It’s so depressing over Christmas. I bet the loneliness is unbearable. Oh yeah, how about posting pics of your body parts? Don’t show your face. I doubt if anyone could identify you. I’ll be your friend, again. I will attack darkfalz if you do.

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grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have been banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when I got banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. -phy

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phy wrote in news:Xns945B5213C7505phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: > grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in > news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: > zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have > been banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when > I got banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. > -phy

So you were joshin’? Thought someone complained to your ISP or something…that’s how I got banned from the MST3K newsgroups. All because I said Buffy should die.

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>He is as pure as the driven snow. That just drives you insane with >jealousy. >Don’t forget to shave your wrists. I know you want to. It’s so >depressing over Christmas. I bet the loneliness is unbearable. Oh >yeah, how about posting pics of your body parts? Don’t show your face. >I doubt if anyone could identify you. >I’ll be your friend, again. I will attack darkfalz if you do.

Oh boy. This "person" has gone completely around the bend! LOL! Heather

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In article <33338fd6.0312240258.66c85…@posting.google.com>, robertmaasjr says… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->z…@pacific.net wrote in message … >> In article <33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2…@posting.google.com>, robertmaasjr >> says… >> >Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level >> >of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness >> >would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated >> >the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins >> >like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the >> >contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s >> >address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills >> >me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the >> >irony.) >> I already have a razor. In fact, I shaved my armpits and legs in the shower this >> morning. I like to get the shower all steamy. >> Yes, sweet virgins like Darkflaz who dreams of torturing women to death. >> {z} >He is as pure as the driven snow. That just drives you insane with >jealousy.

Only in that I wish I was a 19 year old virgin. But I am not. I am a 24 year old ex-call girl, model, stripper, and porn actress. I am not jealous of his psychosis. Being a virgin does not make anyone pure. No one who hates for the joy of hating is pure. >Don’t forget to shave your wrists. I know you want to. It’s so >depressing over Christmas.

I did that once. I tried to kill myself. I wear bracelets to hide the scars. I almost died. But I dont want to kill myself anymore. I like being alive. You know, how simple things suddenly become so incredibly beautiful. Like the rain. I do envy the people who have happy families and stable lives. I wait on them in the restaurant and you can just feel all the love between them. I like walking around and seeing all the christmas lights. Seeing the people. I bought gifts for my sister and her kids. They are my only real family. >I bet the loneliness is unbearable.

Really, it is not. You dont understand. For the first time in my life I am totally free. I was first a prisoner in an abusive family. Then I was a sex slave. Now I have a job and my own little place. And I am happy. >Oh >yeah, how about posting pics of your body parts? Don’t show your face.

I do not have a scanner. I do not own a digital camera. Showing you my tits is not one of my priorities in life. Right now i dont even own a car. My next purchase is going to be a microwave. >I doubt if anyone could identify you. >I’ll be your friend, again. I will attack darkfalz if you do.

Robert, I dont care who you attack or dont attack. Really. I dont care. Darkfalz is not important to me. I just feel sorry for him. Do you really live in Vancouver? (That is so funny!) Titty pictures? Maybe someday. {z}

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In article , eerie rodent of unusual size & typing ability says… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->phy wrote in >news:Xns945B5213C7505phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: >> grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in >> news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: >> zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have >> been banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when >> I got banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. >> -phy >So you were joshin’? Thought someone complained to your ISP or >something…that’s how I got banned from the MST3K newsgroups. All because >I said Buffy should die.

Yes, it was quite an honor. Like a Christmas present. Cant you see me blushing? I can pretend to be virginal and innocent if you like. {z}

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Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the irony.)

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robertmaasjr wrote: > Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level > of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness > would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated > the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins > like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the > contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s > address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills > me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the > irony.)

Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot control myself.

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> > Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level > > of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness > > would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated > > the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins > > like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the > > contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s > > address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills > > me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the > > irony.) > Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot > control myself.

Is there an echo in here? is there an echo in here?

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Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot control myself.

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Victor wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level >>>of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness >>>would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated >>>the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins >>>like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the >>>contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s >>>address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills >>>me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the >>>irony.) >>Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot >>control myself. > Is there an echo in here? > is there an echo in here?

It was supposed to me from- username: ‘manlygirl’ email address: hot tr@nnies but my newsreader kept screwing it up. 1 punchline blown.

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In article <33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2…@posting.google.com>, robertmaasjr says… >Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level >of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness >would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated >the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins >like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the >contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s >address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills >me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the >irony.)

I already have a razor. In fact, I shaved my armpits and legs in the shower this morning. I like to get the shower all steamy. Yes, sweet virgins like Darkflaz who dreams of torturing women to death. {z}

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Time plus Chance

admin — Tue, 23 Sep 2003 00:00:00 +0000

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – There are libraries full of evidence for Darwin’s Theory and there is no evidence for the story of creation. Take your pick as to which is true. We have, Darwin’s theory was rejected decades ago having been replaced by several suceeding theories of evolution likewise rejected. The latest is Punctuated Equilibrium, with is however, closer to Creation theory than any previous theory of evolution. We have no doubt that then PE is replaced by a better hypothesis of evolution, it will be even closer to Creation theory. Please provide peer-reviewed studies of your assertions. Tee hee hee, fundie evolutionists mantra # 55 demand a journal reviewed by a self admiration society of evolutionists. I suppose were they alive in the late 1800’s our opponents would have rejected Darwin’s theory, since he published it in a book, not a peer-reviewed journal.

Darwin and Wallace presented their paper before the Linnean Society, a leading scientific forum for discussions on biological subjects. You can read the original presentation here. As read before the Linnean Society July 1st ,1858 and published in their proceedings Vol 3 1858. pp 45-62. http://tinyurl.com/pfn6

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – There are libraries full of evidence for Darwin’s Theory and there is no evidence for the story of creation. Take your pick as to which is true. We have, Darwin’s theory was rejected decades ago having been replaced by several suceeding theories of evolution likewise rejected. The latest is Punctuated Equilibrium, with is however, closer to Creation theory than any previous theory of evolution. We have no doubt that then PE is replaced by a better hypothesis of evolution, it will be even closer to Creation theory. Please provide peer-reviewed studies of your assertions. Tee hee hee, fundie evolutionists mantra # 55 demand a journal reviewed by a self admiration society of evolutionists.

I suppose were they alive in the late 1800’s our opponents would have rejected Darwin’s theory, since he published it in a book, not a peer-reviewed journal.

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In alt.talk.creationism, Alan Wostenberg – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – There are libraries full of evidence for Darwin’s Theory and there is no evidence for the story of creation. Take your pick as to which is true. We have, Darwin’s theory was rejected decades ago having been replaced by several suceeding theories of evolution likewise rejected. The latest is Punctuated Equilibrium, with is however, closer to Creation theory than any previous theory of evolution. We have no doubt that then PE is replaced by a better hypothesis of evolution, it will be even closer to Creation theory. Please provide peer-reviewed studies of your assertions. Tee hee hee, fundie evolutionists mantra # 55 demand a journal reviewed by a self admiration society of evolutionists. I suppose were they alive in the late 1800’s our opponents would have rejected Darwin’s theory, since he published it in a book, not a peer-reviewed journal.

He presented it first at a professional meeting, which would still be acceptable today.

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You have obviously conflated having a common ancestor with being in a line-of-descent.

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In alt.religion.christian I read this message from Alan – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – There are libraries full of evidence for Darwin’s Theory and there is no evidence for the story of creation. Take your pick as to which is true. We have, Darwin’s theory was rejected decades ago having been replaced by several suceeding theories of evolution likewise rejected. The latest is Punctuated Equilibrium, with is however, closer to Creation theory than any previous theory of evolution. We have no doubt that then PE is replaced by a better hypothesis of evolution, it will be even closer to Creation theory. Please provide peer-reviewed studies of your assertions. Tee hee hee, fundie evolutionists mantra # 55 demand a journal reviewed by a self admiration society of evolutionists. I suppose were they alive in the late 1800’s our opponents would have rejected Darwin’s theory, since he published it in a book, not a peer-reviewed journal.

To the extent that peer review existed at the time Darwin’s work was subjected to peer review. Darwin sent copies around to the leading scientists of the time to get their response. Do you have another idea? Now do you have any comment regarding current peer-review? Do you object to the notion of submitting ideas to the people who should know something about the subject?

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[...] Please present your scientific evidence. Do humans and apes have a common ancestor? Please provide scientific evidence of your assertion. No scientific evidence that humans and apes have a common ancestor.

No scientific evidence that the Bible is true. See, I can play the assertion game just like you can; if you expect to be taken seriously, you had better be able to produce some hard evidence. Darwin’s theory of evolution is the most verified of any major scientific theory. What a joke, did you go to shcool to learn humour? Darwins theory, slow gradual change from tomatoe plant to giraffe was rejected by the evidence decades ago. That is not a part of the theory, as you well know. Are you trying to mislead people on purpose? Tee hee hee, are you saying that tomatoe plants and giraffes do not have a common ancestor? Be careful not to embarrass yourself in front of the evolution Nazi’s.

That’s a rather ironic statement considering the *real* Nazis wore belt buckles that said "God With Us" and justified their racism by public appeals to Christianity. Here’s an example of that: "My feeling as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded only by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God’s truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter. In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was his fight against the Jewish poison. Today, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed his blood upon the Cross. As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice… And if there is anything which could demonstrate that we are acting rightly, it is the distress that daily grows. For as a Christian I have also a duty to my own people. And when I look on my people I see them work and work and toil and labor, and at the end of the week they have only for their wages wretchedness and misery. When I go out in the morning and see these men standing in their queues and look into their pinched faces, then I believe I would be no Christian, but a very devil, if I felt no pity for them, if I did not, as did our Lord two thousand years ago, turn against those by whom today this poor people are plundered and exploited." –Adolf Hitler, from a speech delivered April 12, 1922 and published in "My New Order"; full text online at http://www.hitler.org/speeches/04-12-22.html [...] Please provide peer-reviewed studies of your assertions. Tee hee hee, fundie evolutionists mantra # 55 demand a journal reviewed by a self admiration society of evolutionists.

At least evolutionary scientists, unlike creationists, don’t sign sworn statements promising that they will ignore any evidence that interferes with their predetermined faith conclusion. "By definition, no apparent, perceived, or claimed evidence in any field, including history and chronology, can be valid if it contradicts the Scriptural record." –from http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/about/faith.asp the time god and the chance god are dying, along with their magical primordial fairy tale pool where non living matter arranges itself in complex patterns and begins to live by magical fairy dust. If one believes in that mythology, he is not very scientific. You have posted a dozen times this AM. You have yet to provide any scientific evidence for any of your assertions. Please provide that scientific evidence now. Tee hee hee, if someone would post some scientific evidence that tomatoe plants and giraffes have a common ancestor, we could use the same evidence to conclude that they might have a common creator.

False. One kind of evidence that points to common descent and *away* from common design is the existence of shared genetic errors – scrambled bits of DNA that do not serve a protein-creating function. There is no creationist explanation for why unrelated species would independently accumulate the exact same errors at the exact same locations in their genome; of course, the evolutionary explanation is that these errors occurred in the common ancestor of those species and were inherited by all the daughter species in its line of descent. Here are some shared genetic errors within the artiodactyl (hoofed mammal) family: http://www.cs.colorado.edu/~lindsay/creation/nikaido.html And I know you don’t *really* care about tomato plants or giraffes, so let’s get to the heart of the matter – here are some genetic errors shared between humans, apes and monkeys: http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/comdesc/section4.html#retroviruses — "We have loved the stars too fondly | a.a. #2001 to be fearful of the night." | http://www.ebonmusings.org –Tombstone epitaph of | e-mail: ebonmuse!hotmail.com two amateur astronomers, | ICQ: 8777843 quoted in Carl Sagan’s _Cosmos_ | PGP Key ID: 0×5C66F737

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snip Actually the odds are one to one. Unless you believe in panspermia like Hoyle did. Evolution is a fact. It is not a fact that tomatoe plants and giraffes have a common ancestor.

In fact their is strong evidence that man and the banana have a coomon ancestor due to the fact we share many of the same genes. We have 50 percent of the same genes a banana has. Darwin’s theory of evolution is the most verified of any major scientific theory. What a joke, did you go to shcool to learn humour? Darwins theory, slow gradual change from tomatoe plant to giraffe was rejected by the evidence decades ago.

Not according to 30,000 scientist in related biological fields. At least 99 percent of all biologist believe Darwin’s theory to be correct. I doubt it, but then you haven’t proven it either.

Project steve says there are 30,000 scientist who believe in evolution and thats just a start. Try finding 300 creation biologist or related fields. And don’t give me names of mechanical engineers or lawyers, etc. http://www.ncseweb.org/article.asp?category=18 There are libraries full of evidence for Darwin’s Theory and there is no evidence for the story of creation. Take your pick as to which is true. We have, Darwin’s theory was rejected decades ago having been replaced by several suceeding theories of evolution likewise rejected. The latest is Punctuated Equilibrium, with is however, closer to Creation theory than any previous theory of evolution. We have no doubt that then PE is replaced by a better hypothesis of evolution, it will be even closer to Creation theory.

Punk eek is a form of dawinian evolution and has nothing to do with creation. the time god and the chance god are dying, along with their magical primordial fairy tale pool where non living matter arranges itself in complex patterns and begins to live by magical fairy dust. If one believes in that mythology, he is not very scientific.

The study of evolution is not mythology it’s science. The creation story is however strictly myth with no supporting evidence that it has any basis in fact. Lane – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – — Michael People who don