Here's my pic, what do you think?
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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 22:51:28 +0000, the world was enlightented by Metal, unto whom the words are attributed: > Ms Pnoopie Pnats <myblowuprejecte…@blooups.com> wrote on Sun, 29 > Feb 2004 20:47:43 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: >> beware those of us hoo are photoshop expertz. Teh pic wuz dark and >> I could barelee see u but nowe teh picture looks berry clear. > I’ve cleared it up a little bit. Take another look.
Uhh, yup, good looking, left eye a bit wonky, if you were a girl I’d fancy you. Monster — Of course I can’t! I’m British. www.the-monstruum.co.uk
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On 29 Feb 2004 22:51:28 GMT, Metal <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote: >Ms Pnoopie Pnats <myblowuprejecte…@blooups.com> wrote on Sun, 29 >Feb 2004 20:47:43 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: >> beware those of us hoo are photoshop expertz. Teh pic wuz dark and >> I could barelee see u but nowe teh picture looks berry clear. >I’ve cleared it up a little bit. Take another look.
yep u look fine. Watch my mental breakdown as it happens. http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/ I’m posting…be very afraid. http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." –Mahatma Gandhi If anything I’ve said seems useful to you, I’m glad. If not, don’t worry. Just forget all about it. His Holiness the Dalai Lama
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Little Monster <r…@localhost.localdomain> wrote in message <news:df395f9b130c143018bb96521f596df5@news.teranews.com>… > On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, the world was enlightented by > Darkfalz, unto whom the words are attributed: > > "Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message > > news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > > Darkfalz: > > You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. > I don’t agree, df, Brad Pitt is what women fantasise about, but being > rational human beings (well, sometimes) they set more realistic goals for > their actual conquests. > I think Metal is a regular looking, even good-looking, guy. Obviously it > is something else the girls don’t like….
I agree with Monster. Metal’s looks are not a problem for him at all. The caveat: Grooming and clothes make a difference. By clothes I don’t mean expensive GQ clothes, but washed and ironed and in reasonably good taste. There wasn’t anything wrong in the picture. Dark ignores the fact there’s millions and millions of women and one Brad Pitt. I could stand to pick from the remainder. Nicole Kidman turns me on, too, but it sure wouldn’t stop me from falling for a mere mortal woman (and as far as looks go, I’m not hard to please)
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I want to tear you apart 
Don On 29 Feb 2004 19:04:24 GMT, Metal <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >think? >http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >(13 KB)
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"Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote in message <news:c1tdkp$1mbrge$1@ID-108208.news.uni-berlin.de>… > "Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message > news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > > think? > > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg
Not a bad looking guy. You could try to be clean shaven, or do something different with your hair. Smile more… or try differet clothes. KC
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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 19:30:49 GMT, "Steve Spry" <23…@unavailable.com> wrote: >You are a darn good looking guy. You do need to smile though. >Laife
I agree, he’s cute. A better haircut (that straight zip across your forehead doesn’t work) and a nice smile will make all the difference. lm (female)
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Metal wrote… > > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > > think? > > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg
If that picture is an accurate representation then facial looks are not a problem in your case. Start looking elsewhere for reasons for your lack of success with women (assuming that this (lack of success with women) -is- the issue here).
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Insert Pseudonym Here <i…@iphfakeaddr.com> wrote on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 20:46:19 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: > If you’re looking to change something about your appearance, I’d > say to do something with your hair. Make it look, uhh…, bigger. > Curlier.
You should’ve seen me before I got a haircut. My hair was… huge.
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"M" <mdyeho…@purdue.edu> wrote on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 22:18:46 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: > yeah, i think you look good too.
Thanks… I guess.
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"franco@grex" <fra…@grex.org> wrote in message
news:c1tgas$1mcgik$1@ID-152646.news.uni-berlin.de… > Darkfalz <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote… > >You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. > What about George Clooney, Mel Gibson or Daniel-Day Lewis etc…? It takes all > kinds.
It’s whatever they think they want, it’s up to us to convince them it us they want. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –
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"Ms Pnoopie Pnats" <myblowuprejecte…@blooups.com> wrote in message news:uqj440pc0kvd4md5lcnh9c55fq6gq45713@4ax.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> On 29 Feb 2004 19:04:24 GMT, Metal <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote: > >I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > >like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > >think? > >http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > >(13 KB) > beware those of us hoo are photoshop expertz. Teh pic wuz dark and I could > barelee see u but nowe teh picture looks berry clear. > U look attractibe to me. nice even features etc.
yeah, i think you look good too.
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"Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote on Sun, 29 Feb 2004 19:13:22 GMT in alt.support.loneliness: > You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.
Oh, come on…
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> You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.
I want Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions (not her skinny self now) or this chick I loved in high school but I’ll settle for second best in looks. Its the same with women. Walk down the street, you see Brad Pitt on every chicks arm? "Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote in message
news:c1tdkp$1mbrge$1@ID-108208.news.uni-berlin.de… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message > news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > > think? > > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > > (13 KB)
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>>"Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… >>>… Girls never seem to like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you think? >>>http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, "Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote: >>You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. Solitary Soul wrote: > Then the only guys who are having intimate relationships with MOTOS look like Brad Pitt, right?
Ey! You noticed that too? Great eyes blink alike. :-
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"Ms Pnoopie Pnats" <myblowuprejecte…@blooups.com> wrote in message news:elj440p199uqtogoq6beq5emi8sn30mjp8@4ax.com… > anyone who spendz tyme at teh local walmart will no that even teh ugliestt guys > can get hooked up.
wat happenz at the local walmart? Maybe I canz chez out ze action. Laife
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"Solitary Soul" <solitarysoulNOS…@ev1.net> wrote in message
news:76j440tndbmsb288bgpm8olf30efclie2g@4ax.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, "Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote: > >"Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message > >news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > >> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > >> like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > >> think? > >> http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > >> (13 KB) > >You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. > Then the only guys who are having intimate relationships with MOTOS > look like Brad Pitt, right?
Yeah .. I think you are right. Laife – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Solitary Soul -> http://users3.ev1.net/~solitarysoul/ > —————————————————– > In my experience, there is no excuse for thinking positively. > – ASStagon
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Metal <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@ 130.133.1.4: > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > think? > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > (13 KB)
If you’re looking to change something about your appearance, I’d say to do something with your hair. Make it look, uhh…, bigger. Curlier.
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On 29 Feb 2004 19:04:24 GMT, Metal <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote: >I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >think? >http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >(13 KB)
beware those of us hoo are photoshop expertz. Teh pic wuz dark and I could barelee see u but nowe teh picture looks berry clear. U look attractibe to me. nice even features etc. Watch my mental breakdown as it happens. http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/ I’m posting…be very afraid. http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." –Mahatma Gandhi If anything I’ve said seems useful to you, I’m glad. If not, don’t worry. Just forget all about it. His Holiness the Dalai Lama
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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 14:35:27 -0600, Solitary Soul <solitarysoulNOS…@ev1.net> wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, "Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote: >>"Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message >>news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… >>> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >>> like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >>> think? >>> http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >>> (13 KB) >>You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want. >Then the only guys who are having intimate relationships with MOTOS >look like Brad Pitt, right?
anyone who spendz tyme at teh local walmart will no that even teh ugliestt guys can get hooked up. Watch my mental breakdown as it happens. http://mspoopiepants.blogspot.com/ I’m posting…be very afraid. http://www.lolfun.com/flash_0603/funky_d.cfm Tank goodness for usenet to keep track of my major life events. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." –Mahatma Gandhi If anything I’ve said seems useful to you, I’m glad. If not, don’t worry. Just forget all about it. His Holiness the Dalai Lama
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"Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > think? > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > (13 KB)
Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko.
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Darkfalz <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote… >You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.
What about George Clooney, Mel Gibson or Daniel-Day Lewis etc…? It takes all kinds.
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On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, "Darkfalz" <darkf…@xis.com.au> wrote: >"Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message >news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… >> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >> like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >> think? >> http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >> (13 KB) >You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.
Then the only guys who are having intimate relationships with MOTOS look like Brad Pitt, right? Solitary Soul -> http://users3.ev1.net/~solitarysoul/ —————————————————– In my experience, there is no excuse for thinking positively. – ASStagon
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You are a darn good looking guy. You do need to smile though. Laife "Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > think? > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > (13 KB)
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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 06:13:22 +1100, the world was enlightented by Darkfalz, unto whom the words are attributed: > "Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message > news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… >> I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to >> like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you >> think? >> http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg >> (13 KB) > You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.
I don’t agree, df, Brad Pitt is what women fantasise about, but being rational human beings (well, sometimes) they set more realistic goals for their actual conquests. I think Metal is a regular looking, even good-looking, guy. Obviously it is something else the girls don’t like…. Monster — Of course I can! I’m British. www.the-monstruum.co.uk
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"Metal" <nosmapple…@somewhere.com> wrote in message
news:Xns949ED6772C423t45fs6vve@130.133.1.4… > I thought I’ll get a pic to get people’s opinions. Girls never seem to > like me, I am looking for opinions especially from girls, what do you > think? > http://users.acn.gr/moonchild/me.jpg > (13 KB)
You don’t look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is what women want.
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