Zoe is hereby banished from this group(Yes, i know it is Christmas)

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>Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot >control myself.

is robertmaasjunior inside of it? i’ll go! – k i t z – what does an evil lord have to do around here to get freakin’ fell beasts with laser beams on their heads?! http://spinning_plates.tripod.com

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i love zoe, and you’re an idiot. go fuck yerseff! – k i t z – what does an evil lord have to do around here to get freakin’ fell beasts with laser beams on their heads?! http://spinning_plates.tripod.com

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>zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have been >banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when I got >banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. >-phy

*giggle* – k i t z – what does an evil lord have to do around here to get freakin’ fell beasts with laser beams on their heads?! http://spinning_plates.tripod.com

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> From: grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr)

Oh no, just when I was starting to appreciate her http://www.google.com/groups?selm=u35Gb.1861%2485.32%40www.newsranger… explicit description of how she masturbates. She turns me on!

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"eerie rodent of unusual size & typing ability" <ee…@biteme.com> wrote in news:Xns945B688112C2CfreakingA@68.6.19.6: > Was referring to a post by phy, but I agree, being "banned" by any of > these fruitcakes is probably a sign of good mental health.

I never said anything about getting banned by my isp. I did get banished by BHP or one of his groupies though. I wonder if he weilds this much power in real life? -phy

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phy <phy…@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns945BA1B6E1268phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: > "eerie rodent of unusual size & typing ability" <ee…@biteme.com> > wrote in news:Xns945B688112C2CfreakingA@68.6.19.6: >> Was referring to a post by phy, but I agree, being "banned" by any of >> these fruitcakes is probably a sign of good mental health. > I never said anything about getting banned by my isp. I did get > banished by BHP or one of his groupies though. I wonder if he weilds > this much power in real life? > -phy

I hear he’s forging some rings in his spare time…

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phy wrote: > "eerie rodent of unusual size & typing ability" <ee…@biteme.com> wrote > in news:Xns945B688112C2CfreakingA@68.6.19.6: >>Was referring to a post by phy, but I agree, being "banned" by any of >>these fruitcakes is probably a sign of good mental health. > I never said anything about getting banned by my isp. I did get banished by > BHP or one of his groupies though. I wonder if he weilds this much power in > real life?

Maybe he thinks if he killfiles someone, no one can read them? -M

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>I hear he’s forging some rings in his spare time…

i dunno. we shire folk haven’t heard much. and my old gaffer would know. – k i t z – what does an evil lord have to do around here to get freakin’ fell beasts with laser beams on their heads?! http://spinning_plates.tripod.com

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -z…@pacific.net wrote in message <news:1JaGb.3420$85.103@www.newsranger.com>… > In article <33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2…@posting.google.com>, robertmaasjr > says… > >Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level > >of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness > >would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated > >the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins > >like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the > >contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s > >address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills > >me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the > >irony.) > I already have a razor. In fact, I shaved my armpits and legs in the shower this > morning. I like to get the shower all steamy.

I get the feeling that if someone asked you about the weather, Zoe, you’d somehow turn the conversation around to how you’ve masturbated with a thermometer.

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In article <Xns945B5213C7505phy00xyahoo…@216.168.3.44>, phy says… >grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in >news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: >zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have been >banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when I got >banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. >-phy

It was alot less brutal. {z}

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z…@pacific.net wrote in news:7rkGb.3509$85.16@www.newsranger.com: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> In article <Xns945B40B341343freaki…@68.6.19.6>, eerie rodent of > unusual size & typing ability says… >>phy <phy…@yahoo.com> wrote in >>news:Xns945B5213C7505phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: >>> grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in >>> news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: >>> zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to >>> have been banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I >>> know when I got banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost >>> my cherry. >>> -phy >>So you were joshin’? Thought someone complained to your ISP or >>something…that’s how I got banned from the MST3K newsgroups. All >>because I said Buffy should die. > Yes, it was quite an honor.

Was referring to a post by phy, but I agree, being "banned" by any of these fruitcakes is probably a sign of good mental health. >Like a Christmas present. Cant you see me > blushing? I can pretend to be virginal and innocent if you like. {z}

So when do I get the skinny snaps? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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z…@pacific.net wrote in news:ihkGb.3506$85.186@www.newsranger.com: >>He is as pure as the driven snow. That just drives you insane with >>jealousy. > Only in that I wish I was a 19 year old virgin. But I am not. I am a > 24 year old ex-call girl, model, stripper, and porn actress. I am not > jealous of his psychosis. Being a virgin does not make anyone pure. No > one who hates for the joy of hating is pure.

For what it’s worth there’s precious little joy in it if any. Unless one is a total psycho, which does not seem to be the case with guys like DF. More in the waiting-to-explode category. >>Don’t forget to shave your wrists. I know you want to. It’s so >>depressing over Christmas. > I did that once. I tried to kill myself. I wear bracelets to hide the > scars. I almost died. But I dont want to kill myself anymore. I like > being alive. You know, how simple things suddenly become so incredibly > beautiful.

Or terrifying, like a lightning storm above the treeline. >Like the rain. I do envy the people who have happy families > and stable lives. I wait on them in the restaurant and you can just > feel all the love between them.

That’s gotta’ be under 2% of families, really. > I like walking around and seeing all the christmas lights. Seeing the > people. I bought gifts for my sister and her kids. They are my only > real family.

This reminds me of a rather sad story I read in the Times a few years back… > Do you really live in Vancouver? (That is so funny!)

Mmmmm, Vancouver…parliament…funkadelics…

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He is as pure as the driven snow. That just drives you insane with jealousy. Don’t forget to shave your wrists. I know you want to. It’s so depressing over Christmas. I bet the loneliness is unbearable. Oh yeah, how about posting pics of your body parts? Don’t show your face. I doubt if anyone could identify you. I’ll be your friend, again. I will attack darkfalz if you do.

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grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have been banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when I got banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. -phy

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phy <phy…@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns945B5213C7505phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: > grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in > news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: > zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have > been banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when > I got banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. > -phy

So you were joshin’? Thought someone complained to your ISP or something…that’s how I got banned from the MST3K newsgroups. All because I said Buffy should die.

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>He is as pure as the driven snow. That just drives you insane with >jealousy. >Don’t forget to shave your wrists. I know you want to. It’s so >depressing over Christmas. I bet the loneliness is unbearable. Oh >yeah, how about posting pics of your body parts? Don’t show your face. >I doubt if anyone could identify you. >I’ll be your friend, again. I will attack darkfalz if you do.

Oh boy. This "person" has gone completely around the bend! LOL! Heather

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In article <33338fd6.0312240258.66c85…@posting.google.com>, robertmaasjr says… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->z…@pacific.net wrote in message <news:1JaGb.3420$85.103@www.newsranger.com>… >> In article <33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2…@posting.google.com>, robertmaasjr >> says… >> >Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level >> >of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness >> >would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated >> >the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins >> >like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the >> >contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s >> >address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills >> >me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the >> >irony.) >> I already have a razor. In fact, I shaved my armpits and legs in the shower this >> morning. I like to get the shower all steamy. >> Yes, sweet virgins like Darkflaz who dreams of torturing women to death. >> {z} >He is as pure as the driven snow. That just drives you insane with >jealousy.

Only in that I wish I was a 19 year old virgin. But I am not. I am a 24 year old ex-call girl, model, stripper, and porn actress. I am not jealous of his psychosis. Being a virgin does not make anyone pure. No one who hates for the joy of hating is pure. >Don’t forget to shave your wrists. I know you want to. It’s so >depressing over Christmas.

I did that once. I tried to kill myself. I wear bracelets to hide the scars. I almost died. But I dont want to kill myself anymore. I like being alive. You know, how simple things suddenly become so incredibly beautiful. Like the rain. I do envy the people who have happy families and stable lives. I wait on them in the restaurant and you can just feel all the love between them. I like walking around and seeing all the christmas lights. Seeing the people. I bought gifts for my sister and her kids. They are my only real family. >I bet the loneliness is unbearable.

Really, it is not. You dont understand. For the first time in my life I am totally free. I was first a prisoner in an abusive family. Then I was a sex slave. Now I have a job and my own little place. And I am happy. >Oh >yeah, how about posting pics of your body parts? Don’t show your face.

I do not have a scanner. I do not own a digital camera. Showing you my tits is not one of my priorities in life. Right now i dont even own a car. My next purchase is going to be a microwave. >I doubt if anyone could identify you. >I’ll be your friend, again. I will attack darkfalz if you do.

Robert, I dont care who you attack or dont attack. Really. I dont care. Darkfalz is not important to me. I just feel sorry for him. Do you really live in Vancouver? (That is so funny!) Titty pictures? Maybe someday. {z}

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In article <Xns945B40B341343freaki…@68.6.19.6>, eerie rodent of unusual size & typing ability says… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->phy <phy…@yahoo.com> wrote in >news:Xns945B5213C7505phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: >> grigoru…@yahoo.com (robertmaasjr) wrote in >> news:33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2b04@posting.google.com: >> zoe, now don’t you feel priveleged to be one of the lucky few to have >> been banned from this group by one of our resident idiots? I know when >> I got banned, it was almost as special as the time I lost my cherry. >> -phy >So you were joshin’? Thought someone complained to your ISP or >something…that’s how I got banned from the MST3K newsgroups. All because >I said Buffy should die.

Yes, it was quite an honor. Like a Christmas present. Cant you see me blushing? I can pretend to be virginal and innocent if you like. {z}

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Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the irony.)

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robertmaasjr wrote: > Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level > of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness > would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated > the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins > like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the > contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s > address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills > me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the > irony.)

Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot control myself.

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> > Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level > > of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness > > would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated > > the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins > > like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the > > contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s > > address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills > > me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the > > irony.) > Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot > control myself.

Is there an echo in here? is there an echo in here?

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Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot control myself.

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Victor wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level >>>of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness >>>would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated >>>the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins >>>like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the >>>contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s >>>address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills >>>me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the >>>irony.) >>Will somebody please blow up the Vancouver Public Library? I cannot >>control myself. > Is there an echo in here? > is there an echo in here?

It was supposed to me from- username: ‘manlygirl’ email address: hot tr@nnies but my newsreader kept screwing it up. 1 punchline blown.

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In article <33338fd6.0312231959.3f9a2…@posting.google.com>, robertmaasjr says… >Ever since Zoe showed up there has been a steady decline in the level >of goodness in this group. I guess Zoe thought some of our goodness >would rub off on her. What really happened was that she contaminated >the spirit of this place. She exposed her evil ways to sweet virgins >like darkfalz. Thankfully, he had enough moral fiber to fight the >contamination and was able to flee to safety. I wish i knew Zoe’s >address because i’d send her some razors for Christmas. ( What fills >me with joy is that Zoe will read this and not detect any of the >irony.)

I already have a razor. In fact, I shaved my armpits and legs in the shower this morning. I like to get the shower all steamy. Yes, sweet virgins like Darkflaz who dreams of torturing women to death. {z}

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