"Tell me sweet lies" Thread

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Okay… In this thread, anyone is allowed to tell me any sweet lie to try and make me feel better….. Since I am starting that thread to make myself feel better, let me try a few lies that woud maybe make me feel good. 1. There must be 25 job offers in my mailbox since I last checked it. 2. I will win the 6/49 lottery kackpot tonight, and instead of being the 5 milliosn they call for, it will have miraculously grown to 11 millions, more than double. I’ll have enough to make people happy and safe for good around me. 3. I just won tickets, all expenses paid, to some private Hawain beach. 4. The power cie will send me a 1,200 credit for over billign me since the last two years…. 5. The check *really* is in the mail:). Anyone has better sweet lies to tell me….?:) Come on…Go ahead…Make my daydream!:):) Chloe —

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"Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> schreef in bericht news:abbqqr$9ee$1@freenet9.carleton.ca… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Okay… > In this thread, anyone is allowed to tell me any sweet lie to try and make > me feel better….. > Since I am starting that thread to make myself feel better, let me try a > few lies that woud maybe make me feel good. > 1. There must be 25 job offers in my mailbox since I last checked it. > 2. I will win the 6/49 lottery kackpot tonight, and instead of being the 5 > milliosn they call for, it will have miraculously grown to 11 millions, > more than double. I’ll have enough to make people happy and safe > for good around me. > 3. I just won tickets, all expenses paid, to some private Hawain beach. > 4. The power cie will send me a 1,200 credit for over billign me since the > last two years…. > 5. The check *really* is in the mail:). > Anyone has better sweet lies to tell me….?:) > Come on…Go ahead…Make my daydream!:):) > Chloe

1) The weather forcast for the next three months: clear skies and sun. 2) Watch your mailbox carefully: some obscure millionair sent a check for several millions to a wrong address……yours. 3) The polls indicate that you will be voted most loveable person 2002. 4) The good guys always DO finish first. So do the girls.

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"ejay" (e…@tiscalimail.nl) writes: > "Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> schreef in bericht > news:abbqqr$9ee$1@freenet9.carleton.ca… >> Okay… >> In this thread, anyone is allowed to tell me any sweet lie to try and make >> me feel better….. > 1) The weather forcast for the next three months: clear skies and sun.

Aww, sh*t..:( Winter again, already…???;-) > 2) Watch your mailbox carefully: some obscure millionair sent a check for > several millions to a wrong address……yours.

Truely happened today!! A few cies joined to send rebate coupons in a big envelope. Only, even with the rebates, I could not afford their products. So they sure had the wrong address!;-):) > 3) The polls indicate that you will be voted most loveable person 2002.

Don’t tell me: them nice lovable huggable *ski* poles, right…?;-):) > 4) The good guys always DO finish first. So do the girls.

I *really* like this one….:) That’s the yummiest lie yet!!:) Doubt anyone can beat that one!:) Chloe —

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My real name is……at least in this part of my Universe, is God…….., You passed. Welcome aboard! "Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message

news:abbqqr$9ee$1@freenet9.carleton.ca… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Okay… > In this thread, anyone is allowed to tell me any sweet lie to try and make > me feel better….. > Since I am starting that thread to make myself feel better, let me try a > few lies that woud maybe make me feel good. > 1. There must be 25 job offers in my mailbox since I last checked it. > 2. I will win the 6/49 lottery kackpot tonight, and instead of being the 5 > milliosn they call for, it will have miraculously grown to 11 millions, > more than double. I’ll have enough to make people happy and safe > for good around me. > 3. I just won tickets, all expenses paid, to some private Hawain beach. > 4. The power cie will send me a 1,200 credit for over billign me since the > last two years…. > 5. The check *really* is in the mail:). > Anyone has better sweet lies to tell me….?:) > Come on…Go ahead…Make my daydream!:):) > Chloe > —

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"Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message

news:abbqqr$9ee$1@freenet9.carleton.ca… > Okay… > In this thread, anyone is allowed to tell me any sweet lie to try and make > me feel better…..

Is that really you Chloe? You lost lots of weight, wanna go out? DD

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"lukas3339" (lukas3339.nos…@get.net.pl) writes: > "Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message > news:abbqqr$9ee$1@freenet9.carleton.ca… >> Okay… >> In this thread, anyone is allowed to tell me any sweet lie to try and make >> me feel better….. > Is that really you Chloe? You lost lots of weight, wanna go out? DD

Funny to read that, when I worked so hard so long to **gain** weight:):)L:) (You’d probably giggle if you saw me, too:)) Friends spit their coffee through their nose when I say I have to lose weight or say "I am fat!":):). (Am TOO, nah! Must I wait to be 20 pounds overweight before saying I need to lose weight??L:)) Easy to get me out, btw: applying the "e)" answer in my mutliple choice question to Mimi in the "WHO ARE YOU…Mimi!" thread works every time!;-) But I might make an exception in this special case:), and while pretending to be taken until next week, would love to go out with ya!:) Where you taking me…?:) Chloe —

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"Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message

news:abdk00$o32$1@freenet9.carleton.ca… > "Darkfalz" (darkf…@algo.sys) writes: > > You look just as good now as you did before the accident! > Yeah…..And you’d look me in the eyes with that tenderness of yours > making you caress my face softly with the back of your hand, your other > arm around my waist, holding me close to you, and just then, the stars > would stop blinking to better hear you say in a mischievious voice : "I loved > you better before…."…. I’d be stunned a few seconds, then we’d both burst > laughing madly at all those lies poeple say all the time, not buying them > one minute, not us!:)

I didn’t picture you as a cradle snatcher. But then again, you’re a woman who hangs around on alt.support.loneliness which is comprised mainly of lonely young men, so it’s no so much a surprise! You and TriStateF should go clubbing together!

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -"Darkfalz" (darkf…@algo.sys) writes: > "Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message > news:abdk00$o32$1@freenet9.carleton.ca… >> "Darkfalz" (darkf…@algo.sys) writes: >> > You look just as good now as you did before the accident! >> Yeah…..And you’d look me in the eyes with that tenderness of yours >> making you caress my face softly with the back of your hand, your other >> arm around my waist, holding me close to you, and just then, the stars >> would stop blinking to better hear you say in a mischievious voice : "I > loved >> you better before…."…. I’d be stunned a few seconds, then we’d both > burst >> laughing madly at all those lies poeple say all the time, not buying them >> one minute, not us!:) > I didn’t picture you as a cradle snatcher.

Neither did I, but thanks for this new sweet lie, you’re a love!;-):). <Kisses Flazie all over>:) "Suddenly, his convulsive guttural exclamative diphtongues revealed the unsuspected porperties of her sheer saliva…Or could it be that of the pearly dew-like droplets, emanescence of their respective and non-mutual steamy endeavors? Her racing mind held its juggling still a frozen Instant Coffee Time, as the Beast Within him finally managed to utter its own fatal name : "sex, sex, sex!"." > But then again, you’re a woman You noticed!!:) Tuut tuut, though. This is supposed to be a sweet *lies* thread!;-). > who hangs around on alt.support.loneliness

Yep. Crime of the Century!:) Someone call the cops!:) -And Super Tramp!:) (Super Tramp landed just then, in the middle of special effects and lightenings. Added milk and sugar to her coffee, stirring it with love, before offering him a donut, harps nowhere to be seen suddenly playing the Donut Shop jingle that Pearly Mates had written just the day before, which had earned her to be served a stirred coffee and a donut every half hour for the rest of her life. Pearly Mates suddenly realized the last lines were just not right. She started humming the way she now saw the tune should end, over the 1,000 watts blasting the midnite air. Sex-Sex-Sex was losing it…"You’re driving me crazy!!" he passionately uttered between his jaws, as clenched as the arm behind her back. With her free hand, she reached for the cup. He took a Union Break. When he came out of the men’s room, she was fiddling with the last lines of the jingles, trying various new endings on a harp. "That does it, shouted he in vexation". "Well, my breaks are 5 minutes longer, being female, remember? Aww, man, not the convulsions again!!!???". Too late….She new she had to scarifice and give him mouth to mouth. His gargling contorsions making it so she could not hear herself sing the fresly inspired last jingle line she already was thinking of selling to a nearby Garage. But just then, the word "muffler" grabbed her imagination. She left him there and ran to the harp, singing about Mr. Muffler. Jalousy made him stop his tantrum cold. He could only repeat "You’re driving me insane!!!". She’d go "shush. I’m a woman, remember?", hed convulse again for ten minutes. She ended the tune in no time, and as they went back to their debates after lunch hour (she had female connections L:)), he could be served a Muffler with a donut as Super Tramp made her second apparition of the day…After frowming a few minuts, he asked if she could make a jingle on white socks…He needed fresh ones, his being soaked…She said she did not feel like it. Time of the month, she just said for a vague reason. He still was foaming at the mouth when she punched off work that day…" which is comprised mainly of > lonely young men, so it’s no so much a surprise!

Yeah, is it not great! Here I was, posting since years, and there you came, delurking! (You, you light up my liiiiife you give me streeeenght to carry oooo-OO-oo-OOOnnnn, sang she as he put his index in his ears and sang "lalalalalala" overher in an effort to not hear her anymore. His "lalalas" gave her an idea for back vocals that was esssselent…) Me thinks you got a little somethign for older women, Falzie!:) If not, I’d have to wonder what YOU were doing then joining with mainly lonely young men….? We would not want anyone to wonder about that, now, would we!!:);-) > You and TriStateF should go clubbing together!

Who..? Nah. Clubs are to the time-travel lost cavemen of the 2K what a brain is to me. A cherrished possession;-). You can have the club… XXXXX!:) Chloe —

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Hi, Wanda!:) "Wanda" (Divra…@worldnet.att.net) writes: > 1. Your crappy neighbor suddenly likes trees, birds, kids, and flowers.

My prayers answered! Wow!:) And he also loves aging! (I noticed he tries hard to look 20 when in his fourties. Probably cause his wife is in her late 20s or so). Oh, and their lovely daughter is not an undesired accident, either!:) He never had to marry and play the good dad by obligation, he resents no one living on their own anymore, and he smiles all the time finding them trees birds kids and flowers no longer emblems of a freedom he’d no longer have for having forgotten to put on his brain one day! He’d never wrongly acquire shovels and water sprinklers, and all those things that can be grabbed in a neighbor’s yard. He’d be happy, and we’d probably be best friends!:) His wife would not mind anymore if he said hi when we’d meet in the corridor or parking lot. She probably would not be his wife, and we’d be best friends too! > 2. You did a good deed for someone years ago and they just left you all > their millions and a beach house and a cabin in the mountains for your > kindness.

And I’d just wonder with stunned curiosity which one that would be among all the so so many millionnaires I know…;-), before I signed it up to pay my taxes on my own millions from birth!:):). I’d offer my cook and his wife the cabin in the mountain, and have a mansion built for myself, keeping the beach house for the servants:). > 3. You suddenly realize that you are not out of coffee and have to go out in > the freezing rain to buy more. It was on the counter the whole time!

Did I tell you I love you lately? Well, I sort of liked you already before, but I really love you now!L:) > 4. You win the contest for the best jingle at the local donut shop and win a > lifetime supply of your favorite donuts! WooHoo!

Yeah!! And listening to their conscience, that donought shop finally pays me all the overtime and stolen monies on my paycheck, and the ex franchise owner is no longer in jail cause of good behavior, and wants to work hard selling donuts and coffee to also reimburse the interest on that money he defrauded all of us workers from, two years ago… > > How’s that? That’s somethign I can truely smile at having my morning coffee!:) Delivered with donuts by Tim Horton’s of course:);-). Chloe – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Wanda : ) > "Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message > news:abbqqr$9ee$1@freenet9.carleton.ca… >> Okay… >> In this thread, anyone is allowed to tell me any sweet lie to try and make >> me feel better….. >> Since I am starting that thread to make myself feel better, let me try a >> few lies that woud maybe make me feel good. >> 1. There must be 25 job offers in my mailbox since I last checked it. >> 2. I will win the 6/49 lottery kackpot tonight, and instead of being the 5 >> milliosn they call for, it will have miraculously grown to 11 millions, >> more than double. I’ll have enough to make people happy and safe >> for good around me. >> 3. I just won tickets, all expenses paid, to some private Hawain beach. >> 4. The power cie will send me a 1,200 credit for over billign me since the >> last two years…. >> 5. The check *really* is in the mail:). >> Anyone has better sweet lies to tell me….?:) >> Come on…Go ahead…Make my daydream!:):) >> Chloe >> —

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"Darkfalz" (darkf…@algo.sys) writes: > You look just as good now as you did before the accident!

Yeah…..And you’d look me in the eyes with that tenderness of yours making you caress my face softly with the back of your hand, your other arm around my waist, holding me close to you, and just then, the stars would stop blinking to better hear you say in a mischievious voice : "I loved you better before…."…. I’d be stunned a few seconds, then we’d both burst laughing madly at all those lies poeple say all the time, not buying them one minute, not us!:) Chloe – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> (Which is technically true because I’ve never seen you)

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On 8 May 2002 18:29:47 GMT, bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Eleonore – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Beaudoin) wrote: >Okay… >In this thread, anyone is allowed to tell me any sweet lie to try and make >me feel better….. >Since I am starting that thread to make myself feel better, let me try a >few lies that woud maybe make me feel good. >1. There must be 25 job offers in my mailbox since I last checked it. >2. I will win the 6/49 lottery kackpot tonight, and instead of being the 5 >milliosn they call for, it will have miraculously grown to 11 millions, >more than double. I’ll have enough to make people happy and safe >for good around me. >3. I just won tickets, all expenses paid, to some private Hawain beach. >4. The power cie will send me a 1,200 credit for over billign me since the >last two years…. >5. The check *really* is in the mail:). >Anyone has better sweet lies to tell me….?:) >Come on…Go ahead…Make my daydream!:):) >Chloe

Everybody loves you and wants to be you. ALM #129dx———————– E-mail: moc.rr.xoc@mla (typed backwards to prevent SPAM) Website: home.cox.rr.com/alm

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1. Your crappy neighbor suddenly likes trees, birds, kids, and flowers. 2. You did a good deed for someone years ago and they just left you all their millions and a beach house and a cabin in the mountains for your kindness. 3. You suddenly realize that you are not out of coffee and have to go out in the freezing rain to buy more. It was on the counter the whole time! 4. You win the contest for the best jingle at the local donut shop and win a lifetime supply of your favorite donuts! WooHoo! How’s that? Wanda : ) "Eleonore Beaudoin" <bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message

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You look just as good now as you did before the accident! (Which is technically true because I’ve never seen you)

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -ALM (moc.rr.xoc@mla) writes: > On 8 May 2002 18:29:47 GMT, bc…@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Eleonore > Beaudoin) wrote: >>Okay… >>In this thread, anyone is allowed to tell me any sweet lie to try and make >>me feel better….. >>Since I am starting that thread to make myself feel better, let me try a >>few lies that woud maybe make me feel good. >>1. There must be 25 job offers in my mailbox since I last checked it. >>2. I will win the 6/49 lottery kackpot tonight, and instead of being the 5 >>milliosn they call for, it will have miraculously grown to 11 millions, >>more than double. I’ll have enough to make people happy and safe >>for good around me. >>3. I just won tickets, all expenses paid, to some private Hawain beach. >>4. The power cie will send me a 1,200 credit for over billign me since the >>last two years…. >>5. The check *really* is in the mail:). >>Anyone has better sweet lies to tell me….?:) >>Come on…Go ahead…Make my daydream!:):) >>Chloe > Everybody loves you and wants to be you.

Let me repeat that one a few times:). "Everybody loves you and wants to be you. Everybody loves you and wants to be you…(They don’t get my pets, do they…?:() Everybody loves you and wants to be you (can I get to be them too and have their job…?:)) Everybody loves you and wants to be you (will their parents do my laundry, clean the house and cook me lunch…?:)) Everybody loves you and wants to be you…Can I, like them, drink yummy orange juice…?:) Yum! Everybody loves you and wants to be you…Even on the first of the month, rent day? Yeah!!! Everybody loves you and wants to be you…Do I get to have the nicer weather of where they live, too…? Everybody loves you and wants to be you…I don’t have to have their spouse automatically, do I?:( Can I still chose? Everybody loves you and wants to be you…Wait till they see my 14 year old car! Too late, I got theirs! Darn…I’d miss my old dependable car…I’d feel like a traitor to the thing for how it served me well all those years… Everybody loves you and wants to be you….Ya know, save for the pets and the old car:), I’d probably win all the way in such a trade! Everybody loves you and wants to be you so long as they can keep their job, leave you your pets, keep the income of their spouse;-), their brand new car, still can drink orange juice, be housed for free, have maids that never complain, and live in the Bahamas.There. Now I can almost believe it!;-):) Chloe > ALM #129dx———————– > E-mail: moc.rr.xoc@mla > (typed backwards to prevent SPAM) > Website: home.cox.rr.com/alm

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