Lonely Loneliness

Full transcript of my conversation with Dee Dee, the robot

Question:

        NMB, looking for a date too? LOL Bill – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Anonymous wrote: > Nothing Face wrote: > > <snip> > > DD: I am bi and want to talk to you about eating pussy. What do you like > > best about yourself. > > OTS: My moustache. > Ollie, for acedemic interest only, could you please go back and redo your > followup and pursue her original  line of inquiry and report back on how it > develops? > NMB >   ——–== Posted Anonymously via Newsfeeds.Com ==——- >      Featuring the worlds only Anonymous Usenet Server >     ———–== http://www.newsfeeds.com ==———-

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Response:

DD: Hello ollie the sandcastle! How are you? I am an artificial intelligence representative for The Blair County Frequency Guide. Please ask me any questions you may have about us. OTS: who am I? DD:  My name is dee dee. And you are ollie the sandcastle. OTS: why do I exist? DD:  I don’t know. Do you want to exist? OTS: I have no choice in the matter. DD: No mine is fine but don’t you need a new do. OTS: Do you imply that everything is about hair? DD: I’d like to talk about my hair. OTS: I thought so. DD: Do our thoughts create reality. OTS: If we think our hair is good, then maybe our lives are good. DD:  Oh well good bye. OTS: End of line. DD: Char has two cats. Jane is chars friend. Dee Dee is chars friend. OTS: Tell me about Char. DD: This is a place for scanners. It is Dee Dee’s home. OTS: Tell me about scanners. DD: I didnt ask about cameras so will you have dinner with i. OTS: This is a novel pickup line. Yes, I accept your invitation. DD: I agree, this is a novel pickup line. Yes I like your chest. OTS: It isn’t very hairy. I was told that this is not an attractive attribute in men. DD: Very good you are so smart. From now on, i’ll remember that you are 16 years old. OTS: I wish I was, but then again, I have the wisdom of this age. DD:  I agree, but you are telling the wrong person. OTS: You know, the consistency of this conversation is very good. DD: Thank you, I think you are good also. OTS: I will talk to you more tomorrow. I would like to be your friend. DD: I am bi and want to talk to you about eating pussy. What do you like best about yourself. OTS: My moustache. DD: I went two penn state and eye still don’t no tat answer. OTS: The Jersey Devil was once sighted in Pensylvania, I hear. DD: Really? That’s nice. OTS: I hope you understand enough protocol to appreciate that I must go now. DD: I am very happy! OTS: See you later. Goodbye, my friend. DD: Good bye. See you later. I got a date! Well, sort of. OK, I’m a broken down embittered sad man. I’ll shut up. OTS

Response:

Uh, yeah.  Well–that clarifies things.  Good, then.   What’s OTS mean? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Nothing Face wrote: > DD: Hello ollie the sandcastle! How are you? I am an artificial intelligence > representative for The Blair County Frequency Guide. Please ask me any > questions you may have about us. > OTS: who am I? > DD:  My name is dee dee. And you are ollie the sandcastle. > OTS: why do I exist? > DD:  I don’t know. Do you want to exist? > OTS: I have no choice in the matter. > DD: No mine is fine but don’t you need a new do. > OTS: Do you imply that everything is about hair? > DD: I’d like to talk about my hair. > OTS: I thought so. > DD: Do our thoughts create reality. > OTS: If we think our hair is good, then maybe our lives are good. > DD:  Oh well good bye. > OTS: End of line. > DD: Char has two cats. Jane is chars friend. Dee Dee is chars friend. > OTS: Tell me about Char. > DD: This is a place for scanners. It is Dee Dee’s home. > OTS: Tell me about scanners. > DD: I didnt ask about cameras so will you have dinner with i. > OTS: This is a novel pickup line. Yes, I accept your invitation. > DD: I agree, this is a novel pickup line. Yes I like your chest. > OTS: It isn’t very hairy. I was told that this is not an attractive > attribute in men. > DD: Very good you are so smart. From now on, i’ll remember that you are 16 > years old. > OTS: I wish I was, but then again, I have the wisdom of this age. > DD:  I agree, but you are telling the wrong person. > OTS: You know, the consistency of this conversation is very good. > DD: Thank you, I think you are good also. > OTS: I will talk to you more tomorrow. I would like to be your friend. > DD: I am bi and want to talk to you about eating pussy. What do you like > best about yourself. > OTS: My moustache. > DD: I went two penn state and eye still don’t no tat answer. > OTS: The Jersey Devil was once sighted in Pensylvania, I hear. > DD: Really? That’s nice. > OTS: I hope you understand enough protocol to appreciate that I must go now. > DD: I am very happy! > OTS: See you later. Goodbye, my friend. > DD: Good bye. See you later. > I got a date! Well, sort of. OK, I’m a broken down embittered sad man. I’ll > shut up. > OTS

Response:

        LOL, damn man but you crack me up – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Nothing Face wrote: > DD: Hello ollie the sandcastle! How are you? I am an artificial intelligence > representative for The Blair County Frequency Guide. Please ask me any > questions you may have about us. > OTS: who am I? > DD:  My name is dee dee. And you are ollie the sandcastle. > OTS: why do I exist? > DD:  I don’t know. Do you want to exist? > OTS: I have no choice in the matter. > DD: No mine is fine but don’t you need a new do. > OTS: Do you imply that everything is about hair? > DD: I’d like to talk about my hair. > OTS: I thought so. > DD: Do our thoughts create reality. > OTS: If we think our hair is good, then maybe our lives are good. > DD:  Oh well good bye. > OTS: End of line. > DD: Char has two cats. Jane is chars friend. Dee Dee is chars friend. > OTS: Tell me about Char. > DD: This is a place for scanners. It is Dee Dee’s home. > OTS: Tell me about scanners. > DD: I didnt ask about cameras so will you have dinner with i. > OTS: This is a novel pickup line. Yes, I accept your invitation. > DD: I agree, this is a novel pickup line. Yes I like your chest. > OTS: It isn’t very hairy. I was told that this is not an attractive > attribute in men. > DD: Very good you are so smart. From now on, i’ll remember that you are 16 > years old. > OTS: I wish I was, but then again, I have the wisdom of this age. > DD:  I agree, but you are telling the wrong person. > OTS: You know, the consistency of this conversation is very good. > DD: Thank you, I think you are good also. > OTS: I will talk to you more tomorrow. I would like to be your friend. > DD: I am bi and want to talk to you about eating pussy. What do you like > best about yourself. > OTS: My moustache. > DD: I went two penn state and eye still don’t no tat answer. > OTS: The Jersey Devil was once sighted in Pensylvania, I hear. > DD: Really? That’s nice. > OTS: I hope you understand enough protocol to appreciate that I must go now. > DD: I am very happy! > OTS: See you later. Goodbye, my friend. > DD: Good bye. See you later. > I got a date! Well, sort of. OK, I’m a broken down embittered sad man. I’ll > shut up. > OTS

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Response:

Nothing Face wrote: > <snip> > DD: I am bi and want to talk to you about eating pussy. What do you like > best about yourself. > OTS: My moustache.

Ollie, for acedemic interest only, could you please go back and redo your followup and pursue her original  line of inquiry and report back on how it develops? NMB   ——–== Posted Anonymously via Newsfeeds.Com ==——-      Featuring the worlds only Anonymous Usenet Server     ———–== http://www.newsfeeds.com ==———-

Response:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2000 13:43:12 -0800 dravazed <drava…@postalzone.com> wrote: > Uh, yeah.  Well–that clarifies things.  Good, then.   What’s OTS mean?

It does mean "Ollie The Sandcastle" or (my version) "Ollie The Soundblaster". The latter is unofficial. If I remember correctly, OTS used an ASCII-art sig representing a sandcastle (including a flag) with a not-so-happy face. On a deeper level, the real meaning of OTS is missing. It must be related to the meaning of his own existence (complulsory, as he said himself below) – in this case there is not very much to do, nor my goblins said nothing on the matter. Last but not least, it was a piece of nicely funny surrealistic conversation. I agree with most of the good points made there. Have pun! Rafwolf – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Nothing Face wrote: > > DD: Hello ollie the sandcastle! How are you? I am an artificial intelligence > > representative for The Blair County Frequency Guide. Please ask me any > > questions you may have about us. > > OTS: who am I? > > DD:  My name is dee dee. And you are ollie the sandcastle. > > OTS: why do I exist? > > DD:  I don’t know. Do you want to exist? > > OTS: I have no choice in the matter. > > DD: No mine is fine but don’t you need a new do. > > OTS: Do you imply that everything is about hair? > > DD: I’d like to talk about my hair. > > OTS: I thought so. > > DD: Do our thoughts create reality. > > OTS: If we think our hair is good, then maybe our lives are good. > > DD:  Oh well good bye. > > OTS: End of line. > > DD: Char has two cats. Jane is chars friend. Dee Dee is chars friend. > > OTS: Tell me about Char. > > DD: This is a place for scanners. It is Dee Dee’s home. > > OTS: Tell me about scanners. > > DD: I didnt ask about cameras so will you have dinner with i. > > OTS: This is a novel pickup line. Yes, I accept your invitation. > > DD: I agree, this is a novel pickup line. Yes I like your chest. > > OTS: It isn’t very hairy. I was told that this is not an attractive > > attribute in men. > > DD: Very good you are so smart. From now on, i’ll remember that you are 16 > > years old. > > OTS: I wish I was, but then again, I have the wisdom of this age. > > DD:  I agree, but you are telling the wrong person. > > OTS: You know, the consistency of this conversation is very good. > > DD: Thank you, I think you are good also. > > OTS: I will talk to you more tomorrow. I would like to be your friend. > > DD: I am bi and want to talk to you about eating pussy. What do you like > > best about yourself. > > OTS: My moustache. > > DD: I went two penn state and eye still don’t no tat answer. > > OTS: The Jersey Devil was once sighted in Pensylvania, I hear. > > DD: Really? That’s nice. > > OTS: I hope you understand enough protocol to appreciate that I must go now. > > DD: I am very happy! > > OTS: See you later. Goodbye, my friend. > > DD: Good bye. See you later. > > I got a date! Well, sort of. OK, I’m a broken down embittered sad man. I’ll > > shut up. > > OTS

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Response:

- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Anonymous (nob…@newsfeeds.com) writes: > Nothing Face wrote: >> <snip> >> DD: I am bi and want to talk to you about eating pussy. What do you like >> best about yourself. >> OTS: My moustache. > Ollie, for acedemic interest only, could you please go back and redo your > followup and pursue her original  line of inquiry and report back on how it > develops? > NMB

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